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Posted: 14:56 - 26 Sep 2019 Post subject: Man accused of shoplifting has ten inch penis |
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Bringing you the important news because fuck Brexit.
A MAN was accused of shoplifting after staff saw a suspicious bulge in his jeans — but it turned out to be his 10in todger.
Window fitter Steve Whitehurst, 47, showed security his member after a female manager raised the alarm.
He had been buying £400-worth of stuff at Scotts Menswear, with girlfriend Mandy Shenton, 46, and her 18-month-old grandson.
But things came to a head at the till when the store manager asked about his bulge.
Steve, who claims he often has to roll up his manhood, said: “I had very tight jeans on that day and there was a bulge, yes, but that’s not illegal. I can’t help the way I’m made.
“The manager started arguing with me. She wouldn’t let it go. I just kept telling her that it was my penis.
“Eventually I dropped my trousers in front of everyone and just stood there in my boxer shorts and said, ‘See, I’ve got nothing to hide’.
“But that didn’t satisfy her. She kept saying, ‘What’s that bulge?’”
He said he then went to a cubicle with a male security guard at his local store in Stoke-on-Trent.
Steve recalled: “I dropped my boxers. He shook his head and ran out and spoke with the manager. I heard her say, ‘Please tell me he’s got something down there,’ and the guy said, ‘No’.”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10006451/man-shoplifting-bulge-big-penis/ |
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Posted: 15:06 - 26 Sep 2019 Post subject: |
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That's the 3rd time this year. I'll have to start taping it to my inner thigh again. ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Posted: 16:34 - 26 Sep 2019 Post subject: |
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It's totally unfair that I haven't got a 10" todger.
I call sizeist.
As an aside, did you know Manchester Untied were going to ban fans for racist chanting because they sang Romelu Lukaku had a big balls (or a willie or something).
I'd be dead chuffed if 70000 people stated singing that about me. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Posted: 16:47 - 26 Sep 2019 Post subject: |
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Actually I have 12", but I don't use it as a rule....
I'll get my coat. ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Polarbear wrote: | Diggs wrote: | Actually I have 12", but I don't use it as a rule....
I'll get my coat. |
We are metric now, 300mm please. |
Doesn't trip off the tongue in the same way....
Or too much of a mouthful if you like.... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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mpd72 wrote: | Diggs wrote: | That's the 3rd time this year. I'll have to start taping it to my inner thigh again. |
I thought you normally tucked it between your legs to hide it when going out down the local Gin bar? |
You've been peeping in the Gents again... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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mpd72 wrote: |
The Gents? I thought when you dressed up you preferred to identify as a Lady? |
Only on Thursday nights for 'grab a granny' in the Acca…. ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 209 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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