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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 07 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grubscrew wrote:
So by demonstrating in London this week will have a negative effect by causing huge traffic standstills. Pollution levels are gonna rise.
Two weeks long. F.tís.


People could stop being cunts and turn off their engines if they aren't moving.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 07 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm grinding my own gears today.

Am really in one of those "I could just leave the keys, hand in my notice, get on a bus to somewhere else, just walk away into the anonymity of the rest of the world, and take my chances anywhere else but right here and right now" sort of moods.

Nobody's *particularly* annoyed me, any more than they usually do.
In fact, everybody is sweet-as.
They all think I'm lovely.
Not in the irritating fluffy old woman kind of way that I see myself.

But I just want to Get Away where nobody knows me.

Could easily do it, specially in London. Move into another area, behave completely differently, do different kind of work, etc, could exist anonymously for YEARS without anybody really paying much attention. In London, you could even move to a different area every couple of years, and nobody would ever find you.

See what I mean.
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 07 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'm grinding my own gears today.

Am really in one of those "I could just leave the keys, hand in my notice, get on a bus to somewhere else, just walk away into the anonymity of the rest of the world, and take my chances anywhere else but right here and right now" sort of moods.

Nobody's *particularly* annoyed me, any more than they usually do.
In fact, everybody is sweet-as.
They all think I'm lovely.
Not in the irritating fluffy old woman kind of way that I see myself.

But I just want to Get Away where nobody knows me.

Could easily do it, specially in London. Move into another area, behave completely differently, do different kind of work, etc, could exist anonymously for YEARS without anybody really paying much attention. In London, you could even move to a different area every couple of years, and nobody would ever find you.

See what I mean.
Gears grinding. Brick Wall

Applying hash oil and cake has only made me garrulous and fatter Rolling Eyes


Sounds like you need a holiday Rolling Eyes
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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 23:23 - 07 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Grubscrew wrote:
So by demonstrating in London this week will have a negative effect by causing huge traffic standstills. Pollution levels are gonna rise.
Two weeks long. F.tís.


People could stop being cunts and turn off their engines if they aren't moving.


Then the bigger cunts would win! Just wish I could wave a magic wand and get my 2 smoke running, that'd show 'em!
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PostPosted: 08:38 - 08 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sounds like you need a holiday Rolling Eyes

Got one coming up. Three weeks in Oz/NZ
Not even looking forward to that, except for spending some time with my daughter for the first week Wub
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 08 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plan is to remind myself what I have that other people would feel lucky to have: roof over head, means for three square a day, reasonably fulfilling job, nobody trying to capture, kill, torture me, etc.
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 08 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Sounds like you need a holiday Rolling Eyes


Or a poo. Poos fix a lot of things, specially at work.
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 08 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Plus you save money on toilet paper too.
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 08 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
Plus you save money on toilet paper too.


And like Ms Kat stated some time ago, paid poos are the best.
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 08 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

My retarded coordination. Resulting in slicing my right thumb open with a freshly sharpened knife (using a safety shapener no less)!

Fucking smarts a bit.
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 08 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Plan is to remind myself what I have that other people would feel lucky to have: roof over head, means for three square a day, reasonably fulfilling job, nobody trying to capture, kill, torture me, etc.


..wise words.
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PostPosted: 07:22 - 09 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fray Bentos.
They lied! They told me that their vegetable balti flaky pastry oven pie was lovely. Twats. Sad
Savoury tasting crispy flaky pastry heading down to that soggy pastry layer.. of.. sickly sweet vile sweepings of small vegetable pieces.
I took two bites (brain might have been lying with the first) and it was thrown out mid meal. The smell has soaked into the fabric of my house and I'm sat here gagging.
Never again.
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 09 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bought a dress from "Wish"
Turned out to be a fuckin rag.
Ugh.
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 09 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm starting to get more than averagely annoyed with those ads in between "free" online games.

Never mind "grammar nazi", the syntax is atrocious in some of them, makes me want to tear my hair out at the roots.
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 09 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Fray Bentos.
They lied! They told me that their vegetable balti flaky pastry oven pie was lovely. Twats. Sad
Savoury tasting crispy flaky pastry heading down to that soggy pastry layer.. of.. sickly sweet vile sweepings of small vegetable pieces.
I took two bites (brain might have been lying with the first) and it was thrown out mid meal. The smell has soaked into the fabric of my house and I'm sat here gagging.
Never again.

All their pies are crap too, you get about a teaspoon of meat in admittedly quite tasty thick gravy, just not worth it even on offer at a pound a go.
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PostPosted: 02:20 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'm starting to get more than averagely annoyed with those ads in between "free" online games.

Never mind "grammar nazi", the syntax is atrocious in some of them, makes me want to tear my hair out at the roots.


OMG! When I see "this game is so addicting" I have to resist the urge smash my monitor Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The worst bit of those game ads is when to see one that takes your fancy, and the game is NOTHING like the ad.

These people need shooting in the face.
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

People that insist on texting while walking, when they are incapable of the act.

Walk
Slow
Slower
Slower
Stop.
Send
Walk
Walk
Slow
Slow
Reading
Stopped again
Send
Walk
Etc

Oblivious to the other 20 people trying to walk at a consistent speed around and behind them.
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
People that insist on texting while walking, when they are incapable of the act.

Walk
Slow
Slower
Slower
Stop.
Send
Walk
Walk
Slow
Slow
Reading
Stopped again
Send
Walk
Etc

Oblivious to the other 20 people trying to walk at a consistent speed around and behind them.


Agreed - it's a cunt's trick and no mistake.
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hawkeye1250FA wrote:
People that insist on texting while walking, when they are incapable of the act.

Walk
Slow
Slower
Slower
Stop.
Send
Walk
Walk
Slow
Slow
Reading
Stopped again
Send
Walk
Etc

Oblivious to the other 20 people trying to walk at a consistent speed around and behind them.


Keep walking at a constant speed. Brace for impact and after say "Oh sorry".
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Insurance is an extra £170 this year because of a non-fault accident 2 years ago that I need to declare.

Need to book a flight, £50 to check in a 15kg hold bag!
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

DRZ4Hunned wrote:
Insurance is an extra £170 this year because of a non-fault accident 2 years ago that I need to declare.


Why didn't you need to declare it last year?

I had a scammer try it on with me. It took almost a year to get them to drop the case, at which point, even though my insurer knew I was innocent, still trebled my renewal.
I went elsewhere and got it even cheaper than the year before, even mentioning the fraudulent claim against me.
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 wrote:
Why didn't you need to declare it last year?


In all honesty I think I missed it off accidentally Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

DRZ4Hunned wrote:


Need to book a flight, £50 to check in a 15kg hold bag!


Don't take it then or cough up - flights are still criminally cheap compared to 20-30 years ago.
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 10 Oct 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
DRZ4Hunned wrote:


Need to book a flight, £50 to check in a 15kg hold bag!


Don't take it then or cough up - flights are still criminally cheap compared to 20-30 years ago.


Sorry that sound inflammatory, which I'm not, usually. My inner Greta maybe.
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