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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 17 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
what have pak!s and primark clothing got in common?

neither react very well to being washed.


Can you let me know where the punchline in this joke is, because I don't really see anything remotely amusing about it.
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 17 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:


Can you let me know where the punchline in this joke is, because I don't really see anything remotely amusing about it.


Why? are you Asian?


Note for Nobby the Bastard. The implication here is that Paki's smell and are adverse to washing, also Primark clothes are crap and would fall apart if washed. The common theme is water/cleaning. HTH Thumbs Up

Also I wish to add I am in no way racist. I just thought it was a funny joke.

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PostPosted: 21:09 - 17 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:


Can you let me know where the punchline in this joke is, because I don't really see anything remotely amusing about it.


Why? are you Asian?


Proper back british. Why do you ask?
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 17 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ask Ste, he'll explain it to you.
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 17 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
AldridgePrior wrote:
A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club.
He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some fucking nice jugs and vases and stuff.



Note for Nobby the Bastard.

The joke here is 'poetry and pottery'. The friend is dyslexic, thought he was joining a poetry class but ended up joining a pottery class. HTH Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 17 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Have to you heard about the dyslexic pimp, he bought a warehouse.
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 17 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Did you hear about the two dyslexic, gay physicists?
They liked to show each other their Hadrons.
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PostPosted: 01:25 - 18 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I knew a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

He would lay awake all night, wondering if there really was a dog.
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PostPosted: 21:05 - 18 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 18 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
A woman is like an open book.
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On quantum physics.
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In Chinese.
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Written in Braille.
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 24 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
RhynoCZ wrote:
A woman is like an open book.
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On quantum physics.
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In Chinese.
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Written in Braille.


I wonder why there are not many lassies left on this forum? Thinking

Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 24 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
I wonder why there are not many lassies left on this forum? Thinking
Very Happy


I blame Ste. Laughing
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Why is chicken soup the best food to fight the cold?

Because chickens are full of antibiotics. Dance!
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Anyone heard any good jokes lately? Razz
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 24 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
Anyone heard any good jokes lately? Razz


Brexit. Razz
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RhynoCZ wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
Anyone heard any good jokes lately? Razz


Brexit. Razz




Well Rhyno, now you know what it's like for a joke to get lost in translation Razz Laughing
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King29 wrote:


Also I wish to add I am in no way racist. I just thought it was a funny joke.


F#kin hilarious Laughing
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I was riding along one day, then a cop pulled me over (for possible speeding or something) and said to me "papers"

so I said "scissors, I win!!!" and rode off Very Happy



........yeah that sucked, I will go get my coat now......
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 28 Nov 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
That was sh1te.
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