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Howling Terror |
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Posted: 17:24 - 08 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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2 lanes into 1.
I'm in no rush I join the inside lane queue (y'know how some areas appear to be very British about queuing well this is that scenario).
Mr hot hatch sees the clear outside lane and off he goes down it only to be instantly blocked by MPV man aided by generic bland car man in front of me.
Much beeping of horn by hot hatch dude...the ranks get closed.
This goes on to the point where MPV man is now having to drive over the broken white lines as we all slowly roll down the wide single carriageway.
Bland car man and MPV man are now side by side...windows down obviously talking about this young hot hatch fella and maybe mentioning how he should be queuing.
Some more brake testing done and bland man catches up with the other traffic leaving me to roll alongside the MPV. I wind the window down because he wants to tell me something.
'You see that nob-head?'
Difficult so say who you mean I reply.
'You calling me a nob-head?'
Well he hasn't broken any rules.
MPV man not impressed by my treachery.
I am now infront and get to the junction where the road widens again.
1 lane goes left 2 for straight on and 1 for the right.
Hot hatch goes to wait at the lights in the far left lane and MPV must have heard him say something because all of a sudden he swerves out of his lane and tries to get into the left lane. Beeping his horn in frustration. The lights change and off we all go to our next destination except Mr fuming mad MPV man is now heading down a dual carriageway not in the direction he wanted to go in a vehicle incapable of chasing down a Type-R.
I laugh because I have been both all those drivers at one point. ____________________ Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
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Courier265 |
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Courier265 World Chat Champion
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Posted: 00:23 - 09 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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I had a nice trip to Wales today, got home about 10:30PM
That oiled my gears, so did the fact that I got 65 miles per gallon on this
trip. Also the roads in Wales are in better condition and when filling up
with petrol I went to a garage with Attended service.
I will be stiff and sore in the morning, but at least my new textile jacket
and trousers did their job well.
It was bloody cold on the way back, it's reminded me that I need to put
the plastic doofer back into my helmet to keep my chin warm. ____________________ CBF500 - 2 x Inazuma 250 |
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NJD World Chat Champion
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Posted: 18:48 - 13 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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A dealer telling me my CBF1000 is only worth £1000 because there's one on eBay for around the price I was asking (£2,000-£2,2000) with lower miles.
Lets just ignore the fact it doesn't have brand new D.I.D chain, PR4's, taller screen, heated grips etc.
Yeah, sure pal. Just mug me off and expect me to agree to it. ____________________ The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶ |
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Nobby the Bastard |
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Nobby the Bastard Harley Gaydar
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Ste Not Work Safe
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Impact Driver vs Drive Sprocket Nut - no contest
Oh, Ryobi, where have you been all my life ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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Posted: 23:55 - 19 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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YouTube.
Anyone old enough to remember when Esther Rantzen was a sexy little minx that many a teenage boy used for masturbation material when she hosted that's life?
YouTube have early Esther episodes, I've downloaded a few of her looking the business, I fucking hope my new Sony L3 is splashproof.
Phwoar.
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King29 wrote: | YouTube.
Anyone old enough to remember when Esther Rantzen was a sexy little minx that many a teenage boy used for masturbation material when she hosted that's life?
YouTube have early Esther episodes, I've downloaded a few of her looking the business, I fucking hope my new Sony L3 is splashproof.
Phwoar.
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No, just no. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Nobby the Bastard |
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Nobby the Bastard Harley Gaydar
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Posted: 17:59 - 20 Nov 2019 Post subject: |
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King29 wrote: | YouTube.
Anyone old enough to remember when Esther Rantzen was a sexy little minx that many a teenage boy used for masturbation material when she hosted that's life?
YouTube have early Esther episodes, I've downloaded a few of her looking the business, I fucking hope my new Sony L3 is splashproof.
Phwoar.
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If I were you I'd be watching out for the police if you are keeping such extreme porn.
You sick cunt. ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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The best thing from any era of that's life was this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsCY8SjJ1Y
Points to anyone who guessed what it was before clicking. ____________________
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Had a flying visit with my stepmum yesterday who brought some of my dad's stuff up for us. It was mostly photos and ancient Navy paperwork but it also included his medals. So I invited my sister over to help me go through it all and she was overwhelmed with emotion to get them back (although one is mysteriously missing).
We're going to apply for a full set of miniatures so we can attend ANZAC and Remembrance events. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 159 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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