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Diggs wrote: | ...or you could embrace the fact, become single, a bit smelly, get a bead curtain for your door and a selection 'dream-catchers' as conversation pieces in the vain hope that somebody will visit.
apologies to cat owners not fitting this stereotypical description... |
my old neighbor was like this, (single parent) she had one child, was always shouting at the child, but the cats seemed to have been immune to her shouting curse, my god the smell that she emitted when she opened her front door would waft down the street....urgh, still sends tingles down my spine when I think about it. The inside of her house must be a pool of cat shit
kgm wrote: | My next door neighbours don't like cats so I got them some of those high pitched noise emitter things to keep my cats away from them. Seem to work, my cats never go in there. Sprinklers would also work. |
Not a bad idea, might give this a try ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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WreckTangle wrote: | Diggs wrote: | ...or you could embrace the fact, become single, a bit smelly, get a bead curtain for your door and a selection 'dream-catchers' as conversation pieces in the vain hope that somebody will visit.
apologies to cat owners not fitting this stereotypical description... |
my old neighbor was like this, (single parent) she had one child, was always shouting at the child, but the cats seemed to have been immune to her shouting curse, my god the smell that she emitted when she opened her front door would waft down the street....urgh, still sends tingles down my spine when I think about it. The inside of her house must be a pool of cat shit
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Sadly I have been into many house like this over the years. I am convinced that 'cat lady' is a UK sub-species of Homo Sapiens much like 'social misfit/gamer/school shooter' is a sub-species in the US... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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Christ, so my plan to capture live cats and nail them all to a cross would be frowned up by the bcf community.......christ...........better think again
anyway....joking aside
Found the cause of the problem.
Found an old bird nest hidden in the roof of my garage. I suspect the birds nest smell would have been the culprit that is drawing the sodding things towards the house.
I got rid of the birds nest, and have sprayed the whole area with chemicals, and now for the last week the amount of cat incidents has gone down significantly.
The amount of bird shit around the area could only have been described as 'biblical proportions' ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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JackButler wrote: | I've never liked anyone who doesn't like cats. Silent & deadly hunter killers, fiercely loyal, needy yet very independant.
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Fucking bollocks pal!
They aren't useful like guide dogs, hunting dogs, police dogs, border control dogs, sheep dogs, guard dogs, or several other forms of dogs.
And then you get friendship and companionship from dogs. They also encourage humans to get out the house and get some exercise and more than that some social interaction.
Dogs have kept kids safe from being abducted or attacked, saved peoples lives by flagging down help, or alerting people to a dangerous situation. Not to mention how many deterred burglarys and thefts they have helped with.
What have selfish, loner, prowling, fighting, nocturnal natured, animal killing cats ever done for people? You say they are needy and demanding, and yet if you fed them every day or even left food outside, then they wouldn't give a fuck about you after that.
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stevo as b4 wrote: | JackButler wrote: | I've never liked anyone who doesn't like cats. Silent & deadly hunter killers, fiercely loyal, needy yet very independant.
Several cards marked. |
Fucking bollocks pal!
They aren't useful like guide dogs, hunting dogs, police dogs, border control dogs, sheep dogs, guard dogs, or several other forms of dogs.
And then you get friendship and companionship from dogs. They also encourage humans to get out the house and get some exercise and more than that some social interaction.
Dogs have kept kids safe from being abducted or attacked, saved peoples lives by flagging down help, or alerting people to a dangerous situation. Not to mention how many deterred burglarys and thefts they have helped with.
What have selfish, loner, prowling, fighting, nocturnal natured, animal killing cats ever done for people? You say they are needy and demanding, and yet if you fed them every day or even left food outside, then they wouldn't give a fuck about you after that.
Mark as many cards as you like, I'm ready! |
go on bud
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why has the topic of cats become a sensitive issue recently..........
oh no wait, I remember.......... ____________________ My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 93 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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