Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

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I survived The Great Storm of 2020:

https://i.imgur.com/fMhyLTE.jpg?1
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

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[chickenstrip]

[Diggs]

Feckin' floods... This is my back garden today.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

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[Diggs]

[hellkat]

On the bus home, the man in front of me absolutely HONKED of garlic.
I nearly retched.

It was like he had an unwrapped garlic sausage in his coat or something.

I had to put my nose inside my coat collar so I could breathe without smelling it. I love a bit of garlic but NOT THAT FUCKING MUCH
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Sister Sledge]

[BTTD]

[A100man]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Burgers for four cost me 50 quid.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[wr6133]

Ploughed through a pothole enroute to work. Both nearside tyres decided to deflate. One pumped back up at the roadside the other was utterly wrecked.

205/40 18 Runflats so not cheap and the dead one had less than 2000 miles on it

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[recman]

[Ste]

He appears to have found the single most expensive takeaway place in the area.

[Fisty]

[Nobby the Bastard]

They were very nice burgers.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[SpeedyCBR1100]

My son came up to stay for a weekend a little while ago. We went to Nottingham to get some drum and guitar accessories. He said, "look, a five guys". I said "do you fancy that for lunch?"

£32.00 for 2 burgers, chips and shakes.

Gears ground although they were good,but not that good.

[A100man]

[Easy-X]

My local GBK charges less and yet the setting is better! It's not fine dining but at least if you eat in you get your shit served on on plates
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Nobby the Bastard]

Wasnt 5 guys. Was called Fraser's.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[andyscooter]

fucking Vodafone


bunch of fucktards


my phone wont charge therefore the battery is dead and cannot turn my phone on

so a couple of weeks ago I got a text offering me a free upgrade

so thought I would log onto vodafones site to see if I can do it

two part security check with second part being a text to said phone with a 6 digit code
apparently they cannot do this a different way
also government site does the same so cant sort uniform tax rebate either
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet