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How do you stir your tea/coffee? |
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Riejufixing |
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Posted: 18:01 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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Howling Terror wrote: | ^^^and you can fuck right off with shiny balls on.
Tea in a flask!
Tea in a flask?
What d'you take me for? Somebody who has already given-up on life.
Fuck off!
Tea in a fucking flask.....
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Oh. Oh dear. Oh, my! I suppose it's not going to help to say that you can make it with water that's really boiling, instead of the "lukewarm" water that you'll have in your flask?
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Posted: 18:09 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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Using the template borrowed from a forum member:
'I stir my tea anti-clockwise'
Enter reality:
'I stir my tea clockwise'
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Posted: 18:10 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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I'll admit conditions were less than perfect today for peripatetic brewing up, however I am a master of the art.
My flask is pre-warmed with the boiled water from my morning brew at home.
The freshly boiled water (1.5lt) enters the flask in optimal conditions.
Tea in a flask!!!
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Posted: 18:20 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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Or you can stab the teabag with a spork.
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Posted: 18:50 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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do you plebs not have someone to stir your tea for you
that's why we have other people at work I thought ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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Posted: 19:06 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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Coffee, milk in cup first, then coffee. Spoon a few revolutions round in each direction until the crema sort of rotates round the mug.
Instant coffee doesn't matter because after making it, you are meant to pour it directly down the sink.
Tea, bag in cup, add water. Wait until the moment just before it stews and leaves that oily shit on top. Remove bag. Do not squeeze bag, if you do you are basically worse than Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter on a Cambodian Tour together. Add milk to taste, as with the coffee a few revolutions round each direction.
Chinese tea is much simpler, leaves in cup, add water, drink. |
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Posted: 22:12 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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I tend to use a whisking motion which makes an irritating percussive noise against the cup (similar, I suspect, to the vibrospoon mechanism) ... and when the teabag needs encouragement to divest itself of flavour, I use a kind of squishing against the side motion, which has no symmetry.
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Addendum: what random objects do you use to stir the tea?
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Posted: 23:55 - 11 Feb 2020 Post subject: |
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Right handed, anti-clockwise.
If I have to swirl a cup, maybe to incorporate the froth from a coffee back into the liquid, also anti-clockwise.
I'm also with HT, tea in a flask is the work of Satan.
I do use a flask, for when I go fishing, but it's always coffee, made first in a jug, so I can check the taste, then poured into the thermos. ____________________ Things get better with age; I'm close to being magnificent........
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Kindly go and die in a fire along with a pocketful of the above shite |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 4 years, 77 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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