Valentine's Day

[Peanut_Butter]

Go on, how you treating the other half?
Let's see how romantic you all are
Personally we don't bother with it..can't be arsed so just another day. In fact we will both be at work all day then I've got plans to have tea with a friend.

[Sister Sledge]

Am single. It's a non day for me.
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CCM 404 DS

[Polarbear]

I said to wifie this morning.'Happy Valentines day'.

She said 'Fcuk off, I'm off to work'.

I said I was going back to bed

That's romance after 30 odd years.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Nobby the Bastard]

I got Mrs bastard the traditional 12 red roses
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

[Nobby the Bastard]

The mutual animosity and antagonism is still alive after 18 years.

https://i.imgur.com/ncKVDew.jpg
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Islander]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Fisty]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garlic bread
Blink182
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[hellkat]

[Hetzer]

My wife's birthday is a couple of days before valentines so it got binned. Just another corporate cash-grab anyway.
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[pepperami]

I’m a bit late to the party I know, however keep this one for next year?

Roses are red
Dandelions are twisted
Bend over dear, cos you’re gonna get fisted.


Best I can do .
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Freddyfruitba...]

[MarJay]

My GF went to band practice so I stayed in and watched Picard and ate my favourite food.

She sent me a card saying that she loves me almost as much as her motorbike. I think she might be a keeper.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

I went to buy some motivational postcards on the way home last night, those girlie sort that you send to your besties, as I thought I should sweeten my mum up and brighten up my daughter's life (as well as a couple of besties that I thought deserved one).

The shop was heaving with harried boyfriends, most of whom had already stood in line at the flower stall outside South Ken station for ages
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[yen_powell]

[Peanut_Butter]

I handmade a card for one of my friends and gave her a rose bush. She's recently been dumped and I wanted to remind her that she's amazing.

[hellkat]

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[mentalboy]

My missus said could we skip the overcrowded restaurant thing and go to a brewery, who am I to argue.
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Make mine a Corona.

[MCN]

[Peanut_Butter]

[hellkat]

Not to worry, its steak and blowjob day next month.
She'll have to repay your thoughtfulness then
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Riejufixing]

[Freddyfruitba...]