what the hell.......

[WreckTangle]

got this whats app from someone from work

(had to attach it as a download file, as I could not get the damn thing hosted on a picture website as they want you to sign up, so they can have your email address to spam you lots of crap you don't want)

I know that rotten rumours happen alot, but what do you think?

I like to share these things to create panic.. ..I mean cause I love people
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[t121anf]

Load of sh1te.

[WreckTangle]

[Riejufixing]

[Polarbear]

They better not lock down without giving notice. I NEED to be on my boat. Away from everyone, talking to the swans, catching fishes and drinking rum.

Oh, and shooting anyone who tries to get on board with my trusty cross bow that is way way way more lethal than my air rifle.

If the kids are off school from Friday there is going to be sh1t hitting the fan anyway. Trouble on every street corner if they don't enforce a lockdown.

But yes, it's rubbish. When the troops hit the street then maybe.
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[hellkat]

The best (and almost only good) thing about getting older is that you get to use this awesome gif so much more than before.

https://media.giphy.com/media/VU2AGfDB3oTJK/giphy.gif
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

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There’s all sorts of bullshido doing the rounds in social media, like videos of Army Cadets marching towards an army cadet centre, which apparently is preparation for martial law.

Some people seem to be getting a kick out creating doom and panic.
Usually the same pro EU lefties on Twitter.
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Jaguar S Type 3.0 V6 Sport R, VW Transporter T5 GP LWB Shuttle 140ps DSG.

[BTTD]

My sister in law filled up her car at Tescos, apparently the woman serving said that there are less deliveries due in, so there must be supply problems.
Or maybe Tescos are anticipating a massive drop off in demand for fuel as everyone stays at home and have reduced the delivery schedule.
My commute in (to an empty office) this morning was comparatively empty. Once the schools are off next week, it'll be even quieter on the roads.

[doggone]

There must be a good chance of Queen as well as Phillip keeling over at the slightest whiff of it.
Really hard to avoid when you have at least a dozen staff in and out all day however careful they are.

[Pete.]

Army deployment will be because when London's bottom-feeders have spent all their money on not-needed bog rolls and realise that they can't afford weed they'll do what comes naturally and smash the place up.

All I can hope is that the army get to use real bullets instead of plastic and rubber.
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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[JackButler]

[stinkwheel]

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[Shaft]

[bhinso]

Prince Philip can't possibly have died, as there's nothing on the Celeb RIP thread in Random Banter

[Hetzer]

There wasn't one of us who didn't have a mag-load of 7.62 squirreled away for a rainy day.
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[Islander]

[mentalboy]