WD Forte is Selling His Toupee

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Well his avatar actually. There's an auction of stuff which belonged to the late Peter Wyngarde coming up. Among the clothes, jewellery and low level erotic movie posters is this treasure

Stuffed Beaver

You can also bid on his cheroot

Oh yes, I wasn't joking about the toupee, it's there, although it looks more like a merkin. Dual purpose maybe?

Form an orderly queue please.
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