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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 11:48 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Has the OP sorted this out yet? If so, can we* talk more about microwave spanking? I need something to keep me occupied Smile


"We", by which I mean hellkat Shifty
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Clips say it all..
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Hellcat wrote:
What do you want in your bum next?


Paddy wrote:
Pineapple


Shocked

Just to reassure the audience : I am totally not into putting things into men's bottoms. God only knows what might be up there Puke

And remember, even a little light spanking hurts auntie's hand more than it hurts your red little bottoms.

So really.
How about I flick you with a wet teatowel instead.
I'm a crack shot at that Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

Just to reassure the audience : I am totally not into putting things into men's bottoms. God only knows what might be up there Puke

And remember, even a little light spanking hurts auntie's hand more than it hurts your red little bottoms.

So really.
How about I flick you with a wet teatowel instead.
I'm a crack shot at that Laughing


You sadistic Bitch..

Flick me.
Flick me.

Shifty Drooling
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Just to reassure the audience : I am totally not into putting things into men's bottoms. God only knows what might be up there Puke


I wanted to post the south park clip of the journeys of the hamster up the gay man's butt, but I couldn't find it Sad
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
For hellcat....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Frisky-Textured-Silicone-Spanking-Paddle/dp/B015GB1JVQ
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cool
You may buy it for me, and I will test it out on you when you and Tom and Garry take me for cocktails and cigars at some point in the future.
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GettinBetter
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 09 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Have you tried putting a little fat IT technician in?


Comedy gold Laughing
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 11 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Cool
You may buy it for me, and I will test it out on you when you and Tom and Garry take me for cocktails and cigars at some point in the future.


So this was just delivered by the amazon man. I really dont remember buying it.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/img-20200411-wa0005.jpeg
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 15:59 - 11 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good boy.

*pats the nobster on the head*
Laughing
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Ste
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 11 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dirty Bertie!!!
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 11 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Who is Dirty Bertie?

is it "/" ?
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Ste
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PostPosted: 16:05 - 11 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
You are a Dirty Bertie?
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 11 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
You are Annie Wilkes and I claim my five pounds.
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 12 Apr 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Cool
You may buy it for me, and I will test it out on you when you and Tom and Garry take me for cocktails and cigars at some point in the future.


So this was just delivered by the amazon man. I really dont remember buying it.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/img-20200411-wa0005.jpeg


FFS! What end goes where? 🤔😲
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