Super annoying clichés!

[hellkat]

I must admit, although I like the latest doctor, I get a bit cross when she just goes "pointy tweak tweak" of her fountain pen and it all magically gets solved.

The older ones used to have some sort of different funky ways of resolving the crisis, all a bit more Fred Dibnah.
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[WD Forte]

I've got a RC Dalek up on the shelf.
I still don't like it much but 2 of my therapists say it might help
with my night terrors and cure my bed wetting problems
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bikers smell of wee

[Gazza M]

On the space trend - engines have to be on all the time to keep moving at a constant speed...
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[Easy-X]

[Freddyfruitba...]

Cigarettes which make a really loud fizzing sound when you inhale.

And when a car arrives at it's destination having been driven for miles, there's still clouds of water vapour emerging from the exhaust, almost as if the engine's completely cold.

It's funny how once you've noticed this stuff you see it every single time.
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[Freddyfruitba...]

Was reminded of another one while watching 'Ozark' on Netflix last night. One of the protagonists has just received an Important Letter which was being handed to him by someone else. "Oh God", I thought. "Don't say it...", but he did.

"I can't open it... you open it for me and tell me what it says..."


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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

That reminds me, (-and I'm not sure it's a cliche but...) whenever I've heard Andie MacDowell say the line, "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed," I've guffawed and/or groaned.

[t121anf]

When talking on mobile phones the display stays on, can’t think of a phone that doesn’t have a proximity sensor.

Also no bad guys have iPhones, Apple doesn’t allow it.

[hellkat]

[t121anf]

[hedgehugger]

It's not a cliche, but people using phones on screen very rarely say 'bye.
Maybe it's not something they do in Americle.

[Tracey Suntan-King]

When people are eating - not fast food - at a table, with cutlery. Watch as they push the food around, put it on the fork, tap it on the plate so it falls off and they can push it around again.

I know it must be a continuity issue and cuts and retakes mean they can’t actually eat the food, but it’s maddening to watch them pretending
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[WD Forte]

Not sure if cliche but
You're watching some yank tv programme downloaded offn that interweb
and every ten minutes it seems, a banner pops up saying
"you are watching......."
which has me screaming
"I fuckin know what I'm fuckin watching you crass fuckin yankee fuckin twatbastards!!!!"
or words to that effect

This often interspersed with banners about shit that's on later or next week
WTF?
US telly must be the pits if the dumb bastards put up with that bollox.
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[Easy-X]

[Easy-X]

[Lord Percy]

[bhinso]

[LustyLew]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Bathroom scene where someone brushes their teeth without drooling and foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog.

[Polarbear]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[ThunderGuts]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[andyscooter]

one ive spotted lately is


beer pumps in pubs being used with no labels to what beer is on the pump
not so much corrie as A}I don't watch it and B} its got its own beer or used to

but films programmes allsorts cant advertise it so pull from empty pumps

and on same subject sort of people who walk into a pub and ask for a pint

pint of fecking what
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[WD Forte]