Beards

[RhynoCZ]

I went for ''Yes, I might be a lazy twat''. I only clean the sides of my face and shorten the rest, to get a reasonable goatee shape; the Walter White look (not bald). For that I use a hair clipper. I only do that once a month. I used to enjoy shaving, with cream and all that. Well, using a razor and shaving cream got annoying in about 5 years or so.

I actually admire people, such as my grandfather, who shave every day. I can't be bothered.
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[Lone-Wolf]

Wotcha.

1984 was the last time I shaved mine off.

It's now changed colour ( purple is the new grey )

Funnily enough, since my accident back in 2009 my beard has refused to grow any longer . . .most odd.


https://www.moonshiners.org.uk/LWMEimages/PB1.jpg
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Cheers.
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L.W. - www.moonshiners.org.uk

[Polarbear]

If we are showing beard pictures, this is mine.

Not feeling too good at the moment though for some reason.

https://i.postimg.cc/MGyLNBHy/75278352-10215572431890220-5249290483502415872-o.jpg
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[FretGrinder]

[bhinso]

You might as well shave your head and go full Viking.

[Diggs]

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Mrs Bastard's beard is coming on nicely. Theres something quite exciting about feeling several days growth bouncing off your nicely shaved ballsack.
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[mentalboy]

[bhinso]

Don't beat about the bush

[hellkat]

Not generally a fan.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[mentalboy]

61 days in, anyone else still growing?

Mine's had a light trim over the cheeks and under the neck to separate it from my chest and back hair.

BUT the real reason for coming back on here is now that it has a bit of length on it my missus went ahead and ordered some ornamental jewellery to put in it!!!
Now I'm not the sort of bloke that wears bling, sure I've got cuff links and tie pins for my 'deaths and marriages' suit and wedding rings (not that I can wear either as she'd pitch a fit if I wore the one given to me by the ex-missus mental and my 'proper' one is more of a strip than a band as I broke it - should have known better as it's the second wedding ring I've broken, so I'm stuck with a camo silicone ring), but that's it.
So, firstly, has anyone else got beard furniture, am I going to get a full bout of the ghey if I wear them, is a 40-50mm hair length too short for beads, teeth, snakes or whatever else it is that Amazon is about to deposit on my doorstep? At least it should compliment the scars on my forehead and knuckles...
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Make mine a Corona.

[stinkwheel]

Well, it is generally considered acceptable to sport braids of flaming pitch when charging into battle for all bear wearers up to and above the rank of pirate captain.
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[Diggs]

[MilfHunter]

Here is mine.

https://i.ibb.co/cXVjmNw/20200521-091547.jpg

[Lone-Wolf]

[winz]

Im still going, had a little trim a few weeks back and need another one, but I'm going ferral for a bit.
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[Fisty]

[hellkat]

I know I said I wasn't a fan of beards, but ... well REALLY!

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.