So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[MilfHunter]

[Riejufixing]

£1.89 for two in "Iceland". Not surprised it's sold there. Groo. Should be in the "what ground my gears" thread. Still, each to his own, tastes vary.

[MilfHunter]

[bhinso]

What's the relevance of the picture of your car?

[Easy-X]

[Eddie Hitler]

Memories last year of multiple festivals in the UK and Europe getting completely f**ked up, trips to Hong Kong just as the protests there started, travelling around Europe with my best mate, again getting tw*tted and meeting some amazing people. It's really hitting home just how lucky I was to experience one of the best years of my life before all this bullshit started.

I'm actually quite emotional as I'm typing this, drunk, listening to London Elektricity. .

Thing will return I'm sure, and I'm grateful, hence posting my rambling here. Fully intend to continue "living life to the fullest". Feel free to downrate me to hell for typing that fu**ing phrase.

Also, being part of this forum. Didn't post for a long time but having this to browse with like minded people really has been brilliant.

[MilfHunter]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Bet a seagull stole it off you and left you beaten and crying in the fetal position whilst all the women walking past laughed at you.
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Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

Icecream brain freeze
ow, ow, ow!

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[Fisty]

T'other day I found £30 in a pair of jeans, today I found £15 in a pair of overalls.

Thats the TLR mot paid for and a tank of fuel.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[chickenstrip]

[hellkat]

Ah, the simple but immense joy of finding cash you had forgotten about
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[recman]

[chickenstrip]

[Easy-X]

Ice cream van man let me off 50p as he didn't have the right tub for my knickerbocker glory with chocolate sauce and a flake. Walking back to the front gate I found a quid in the grass!
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[bhinso]

[MilfHunter]

Well I've spent the day running round on bad company 2 owning noobs between looking at what my next furlough payment free money is going to buy me.

I quite fancy a new map on my car so might order a dreamscience imap later. Only £475 but fuck it freeee moneyyyyyyyyyy.

Fancying myself a £700 crossbow and PS5 as well in the coming weeks. So keep up the hard work all you mugs paying me to sit at home to play games all day order shit off the internet and eat pizza.

#lovinglifeonfurlough
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Post nut clarity reveals everything.

[recman]

[Nobby the Bastard]

It probably smells from the shit where he blows off blokes after they've fucked him hard in the arse.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

You know that annoying thing that happens with biscuits when you unzip the top of the packet and the top half dozen are broken.

Well, specifically in the case of plain digestive biscuits, I can recommend taking those broken chunks of bikkie, stealing the "zesty lemon flavour icing" from your Mrs's pantry (alert: sexist undertone) - and "buttering" your digestive biscuit bits with it.

Lazy person's lemon cheesecake!

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[Nobby the Bastard]

Run down to Glastonbury and back via frome, shit n smell it, wells and radstock.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Fisty]

Good ride, good mates, home for a good beer.

Not on call for the first time in ages.

Painkillers have arrived.

Rode the TL for the first time properly in a dogs age.

And supercorsers stick like polygrip to Ashleighs gums.

https://i.imgur.com/rDMSbLK.jpg?1

Right click unmute

https://i.imgur.com/MF61LyH.mp4
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[grr666]

[Fisty]

[hellkat]

I'm supposed to be heading down that way on the weekend, Grrrlicious , if you're about, geezer.

We could do beer and ting
I'm a bit slower than ^^that^^, mind
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