Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Nobby the Bastard]

It certainly whines like one, though I suspect that fisty is talking about all the missing teeth.
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[Fisty]

[Polarbear]

[MilfHunter]

[recman]

Same old same old.

[Fisty]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Milfhunter’s teeth are like stars...... they come out at night.

Hey Aaaaaashley, do like ladies like that plink plunk sound they make as they fall to the bottom of the glass of domestos on your nightstand?

Btw, Fisty is the very toothsome George Clooney of BCF
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[MilfHunter]

So called 'detailers' to me washing a car involves one bucket of soapy water a jumbo sponge old rag and bottle of turtle wax all which can be purchased from your local bullseye.

Not spending hours of my life cleaning and worrying about how thick the paint is and measuring it with a microscope. We live in the UK.

I mentioned this on another forum and got flamed because I use my car for its intended purpose which is driving it and not tugging one out over polishing a chassis bolts.

Sad bastards.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

And there was me thinking that you use it as a replacement for your clearly nonexistent penis.
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[grr666]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[hellkat]

Never really thought George Clooney was all that fanciable, though.
I prefer something a bit more ... quirky.


(I didn't know he was in ER... possibly I never paid enough attention, LOL)
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[hellkat]

Harrison Ford ... more my sorta thing, sort of goofy.
Or *wibble* ... a young Tommy Lee Jones in Eyes of Laura Mars: entirely different kettle of smashed crabs.
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[hellkat]

I'm trying hard to think of something that has annoyed me today.
But am struggling to do so.

Oh yeah!
The cat chundered on my laptop five minutes before I was due to leave for work. The taxi had already been out there twenty minutes and I had to mop it up (undigested chunks) all down the side of the pouffe , it was all squishy in the teatowel. I had to leave some of it behind cos the taxi guy phoned me and I didnt want to run him into extra time, so I chucked it in the washing machine and fucked off to work.

Got home and it had dried off a bit, so I cleared up the rest with some of that blue paper and binned it.

But now there are little chunks of undigested cat food in all the clothes that I was washing with that teatowel, and also bigger chunks still on the rubber bit around the door.

Ugh.


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[Riejufixing]

[chickenstrip]

[MilfHunter]

Another day playing BFBC2. It will be a very sad day when they shut down the servers.

I wish they would remake this masterpiece I have been playing it for the past 10 years there aren't many of us left who still play this wonderful game.

Then I remembered what a PC echo chamber BFV is.

Battlefield is finished which deeply saddens me.
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[P.]

Later BF games are alright. BC2 was great though.

[JackButler]

Is it remotely possible, that by his minor actions, the Trump is bringing this subject to the forefront to let 'battle' sort it out once & for all ???

Is it remotely possible that this man is a genius?
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[A100man]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[chickenstrip]

[P.]

[hellkat]

I was all perky all bloody day. I had lined up two potential shags, I'm sure I could have squeezed them both in (ahaha! not like *that*) for a cup of tea and a bun or possibly even a spare room over the weekend in return for putting them on a promise after all this Covidry calms down.

They are as far removed from one another on the current social spectrum that I inhabit, which could have been tricky. Ah well, at least I'd not bump into one at the other's social events, unless there was a war on

But they've both cried off, claiming ill health.
At any other time (and indeed until this afternoon) they'd be pestering me to stop by.

So now I feel drained and exhausted as well.
Fuckin pair of old farts, I'm worn out from being angry at them

I need younger men.

https://media.giphy.com/media/RbSQO85f5O7Ac/giphy.gif

But not too young
Just slightly more lively - and with better knees.

It's surprising when looking at dating apps, just how many fellas put up pictures of themselves lying in bed. They could at least be upright, for fucks sake. Do they not realise it just makes a bird go "okay, so he likes lying around the house doing fuck all". Similarly, though, blokes that put pictures of themselves perched atop bicycles can do one as well.

I may have to reconsider my strategy.
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[hellkat]

AND I got home last night expecting a nice restful evening because the cleaning lady had been, only to arrive to a broken glass bowl in the living room and my orchid on the floor.

Glass in my fuckin slippers
Bark and moss scattered all over

I had to repot the fucking orchid in my nice clean kitchen which I hadnt yet had a chance to take pleasure in.

There are several multi-legged suspects.
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