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I've given you an " insightful" in a spirit of hope. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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Btw recman...another page get?! Give someone else a chance! ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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Determined to get a ride in over the weekend, I resigned myself to getting soaked as the forecast around here was awful. Went out at 10am yesterday, did 60 odd miles around the Peak and ended up having nothing more than 5 minutes of light rain in the first half hour (not even enough to make the road wet). Snake Pass was bone dry and quiet too as everyone must have been opting not to go out based on the forecast. Win! ____________________ TG. |
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Some drama today. Not exactly "Grind My Gears" but it's something...
Wife: That helicopter's fecking loud. Have a look out the window...
Me: Of course, my love*
Wife: Well, how low is it?
Me: Hard to estimate the exact distance but I can tell you the colour of the pilot's eyes.
Wife: Feck!
And with that a helicopter lands outside my house. Not a normal state of affairs! A neighbour stopped to observe the spectacle and I shouted over that my Deliveroo had arrived
At this point my Hermes Lesbian turns up "quite the dramatic entrance!" (I was on a roll) "urgent delivery is it?"
Hermes Lesbian: It's for the crack den.
Us: Huh?
Hermes Lesbian: I had to kick the door in but the fucker was pressed up against it and bleeding out.
Turns out a local druggie had some unfortunate "accident" and as they tried to exit their abode ended up slumping against the door.
Anyhoo, she's a robust gal - one time one is grateful for stereotypes being accurate - and she left to finish her rounds when the paramedics turned up.
Whoa! Enough drama? Nope, the FB rumour mill is now spinning like Speedy Gonzalez
*You know the routine by now ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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Posted: 17:09 - 29 Jun 2020 Post subject: |
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^^^ Your story telling is shite ^^^
Was it a police helicopter or an air ambulance?
Why was the Hermes girl kicking in a druggies back door?
How did she know he was a druggie?
Was she pretty?
What were the police doing while said lesbian was drug house raiding?
So many questions.
Can I suggest in future that you video it on your phone and post it somewhere with the link to BCF so we can understand WTF you are talking about.
Milfhunter would have got a sloppy blow job in somewhere and Jack Butler would have taken over the whole operation, done a Chuck Norris on the druggies and flown said Hermes lady off into the sunset on said helicopter with a planned night of passion to turn her heterosexual again. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
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Easy-X wrote: | Some drama today. Not exactly "Grind My Gears" but it's something...
Wife: That helicopter's fecking loud. Have a look out the window...
Me: Of course, my love*
Wife: Well, how low is it?
Me: Hard to estimate the exact distance but I can tell you the colour of the pilot's eyes.
Wife: Feck!
And with that a helicopter lands outside my house. Not a normal state of affairs! A neighbour stopped to observe the spectacle and I shouted over that my Deliveroo had arrived
At this point my Hermes Lesbian turns up "quite the dramatic entrance!" (I was on a roll) "urgent delivery is it?"
Hermes Lesbian: It's for the crack den.
Us: Huh?
Hermes Lesbian: I had to kick the door in but the fucker was pressed up against it and bleeding out.
Turns out a local druggie had some unfortunate "accident" and as they tried to exit their abode ended up slumping against the door.
Anyhoo, she's a robust gal - one time one is grateful for stereotypes being accurate - and she left to finish her rounds when the paramedics turned up.
Whoa! Enough drama? Nope, the FB rumour mill is now spinning like Speedy Gonzalez
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If this oils your gears, I'm not sure I'd want to know what grinds them. ____________________ TG. |
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Were you aware of the crack den? If not then this really should grind your gears |
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Rediscovered a savings account I'd forgotten I had when I finally signed up to online banking this very morning, it had £66.12
in it too. Transferred another £100 into it, I suspect it will be quite useful over the coming months. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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grr666 wrote: | Rediscovered a savings account I'd forgotten I had when I finally signed up to online banking this very morning, it had £66.12
in it too. Transferred another £100 into it, I suspect it will be quite useful over the coming months. |
The digital equivalent of finding a tenner in the back pocket of the jeans you're were about to wash, always welcome
Much less upsetting than my last post: life is starting to return to some semblance of normality. Just fixed some odds and sods for someone. Someone who pays cash. Someone who runs a pub and owns a brewery. Noice
Didn't take much persuasion to drop in on Saturday to make sure the reopening goes smoothly* Actually, I can't remember if it was me persuading them or the other way round
*The food's as good as the beer BTW. ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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I have a proper hankering for a hugely gear oiling moment, as these seem to have been few and far between lately, whereas I usually have several every day.
I did have one yesterday, though, with another of my phone calls from Anita, during which we engaged as close women friends rather than mother and daughter.
The nature of our relationship warms my soul.
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(from the gear grinding thread)
Wow! What a comical thing! Game, though, isn't it! I've had a look at some other information; it seems that breeding programmes may be able to save some of them from extinction (rats, cats and similar have caused huge damage). Saving them is good! |
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You know you're good when it's defending on rush Valparaiso 4 vs 6 and you carry a squad of noobs to victory using no more than the PP-2000 on iron sights.
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That's oiled my gears, that has ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Pity that has absolutely no practical use whatsoever in everyday society. |
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bhinso wrote: |
Pity that has absolutely no practical use whatsoever in everyday society. |
Much like the author. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 299 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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