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Posted: 20:56 - 09 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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I know weed's nice, but you'll have to get up off the floor at some point. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 21:00 - 09 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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I have a very low sofa.
I was trying to avoid getting the chair in the picture cos it is covered in junk
Cos actually the picture was to send to my mother, and she would bitch at me "you could at least have tidied up before you took that picture".
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bhinso World Chat Champion
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Posted: 21:21 - 09 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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MilfHunter wrote: | So there's only a small community left on bad company 2 for the PS3 you often see the same gamer tags.
I've started a new trend on Isla Inocents which involves flying the UH-60 Black hawk on to a mountain within scope of the M-com stations. Leaving your squad so no one can spawn into the chopper and switching positions to the minigun spawn killing the other team.
Went into a server this morning and I seen someone else copying my trick except he forgot to leave the squad so I committed suicide spawned into the chopper (as did the entire squad who died trying to arm the M-coms it was only a 4 vs 3 match) and flew them right back to base I left the squad and waited for them to get out so I could go and harvest all the points.
The assault soldier I stole the chopper from in the first place cottoned on to the fact and started throwing grenades at me emptying full clips into my skull because as I attempted to fly off he would jump back in at this point the rest of the squad had already scrambled and took off in a boat.
Eventually I managed to lose the butthurt individual and go to my mountain to spawn kill the other team but he wasn't finished he spawned at base camp and started launching smoke grenades at me via his M16 assault rifle much to my amusement followed by a message of abuse.
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It's not real, you know.
If it was real war you'd be wetting your pants and pooing your remaining teeth out through your ass. |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 21:45 - 09 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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Someone has sent me something from M&S
I always get advance warning from DPD
I'm taking book on what it is:
2:1 Flowers
3:1 Chocolates
6:4 Champers
100000:1 A decent bloke : confident, laughs easily, likes to travel and can cook properly. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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bhinso World Chat Champion
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Posted: 21:57 - 09 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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hellkat wrote: | Someone has sent me something from M&S
I always get advance warning from DPD
I'm taking book on what it is:
2:1 Flowers
3:1 Chocolates
6:4 Champers
100000:1 A decent bloke : confident, laughs easily, likes to travel and can cook properly.
Evens: Milfhunter |
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Posted: 23:20 - 10 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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Anita sent me cupcakes.
Very posh ones.
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Riejufixing World Chat Champion
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You'll give yourself indigestion, young man, eating such a heavy meal late at night.
Cocoa though ... mmmm, yeah.
I'm just polishing off the Hendricks and Mirinda, and I could do with a nice soothing pint of cocoa. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 23:49 - 10 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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I'm a bit miffed.
Somebody from my floor nicked one out of the box whilst I was not in my office.
Gears a bit ground on that front but I suppose I couldn't possibly have eaten all of them
Well..., I could.
Given half an hour or so ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Ste Not Work Safe
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Posted: 13:27 - 11 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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Last time I take you to the pub. ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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Posted: 18:18 - 11 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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Nobby the Bastard wrote: |
Last time I take you to the pub. |
Wait... Ste is a human? ____________________ 1977 Honda CG125
2002 Ducati Monster S4 (currently restoring) |
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Posted: 16:10 - 12 Jul 2020 Post subject: |
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Butterkist sweet and salty microwave popcorn.
900w, 2mins, nuked to perfection. |
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FretGrinder World Chat Champion
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Me and Recluso stopped off to get petrol in Merthyr Tydfil and I noticed a debit card on the floor, handed it in to the cashier.
Grabbed sarnie and drink and headed off to a car park as both of us were getting a bit hangry.
A wild blue tracer appears and the guy said "Did you just hand in a debit card at the petrol station? That was mine, was just gonna go home and cancel it, cheers buddy!"
I had the biggest smile on my face in ages, it really made my day ____________________ Yamaha MT-09
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Went to the shop earlier for milkshake after a 13 hour session on Battlefield I started tripping I thought I was on Heavy Metal reloading my M1 Garand because I heard someone flick open a zippo and I thought the freezer was an M com station. I've been awake now for 33 hours I'm feeling floaty maybe I should sleep.
It is suprising that the most uncomfortable surfaces are the most comfatble when you're delirious.
Also all the smowflakes pulling the mental health card because we getting booted off the gravy train in 3 weeks. Get the fuck on with it i think I've been blocked on facebook again. ____________________ Post nut clarity reveals everything. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 315 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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