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I was having a nice floaty sunshiney stoner Sunday afternoon until I ate something dodgy, gave myself a bit of food poisoning: dodgy gut, nausea, dizziness, cramps, hot and cold flushes etc.
So I texted various people to say "I'm not well, check on me in 12 hours" and had to taken myself to bed with a bottle of water and a brace of paracetamol. Somehow managed to put my knickers on back to front in the process.
If I had died from food poisoning in my sleep, the ambulance men would have found me with my pants on back to front.
Daft old bint!
Seem to have slept it off now, thankfully. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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hellkat wrote: | I was having a nice floaty sunshiney stoner Sunday afternoon until I ate something dodgy, gave myself a bit of food poisoning: dodgy gut, nausea, dizziness, cramps, hot and cold flushes etc.
So I texted various people to say "I'm not well, check on me in 12 hours" and had to taken myself to bed with a bottle of water and a brace of paracetamol. Somehow managed to put my knickers on back to front in the process.
If I had died from food poisoning in my sleep, the ambulance men would have found me with my pants on back to front.
Daft old bint!
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I often do.
But when having a fit of the tummy vapours, I'm inclined to believe that its usually best to be safe rather than sorry, by having at least a layer of cloth for things to touch prior to departing the body.
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My boss has sent me a shouty email because three of his bronchoscopies have been booked on a day when he has a new appointment - one which overlaps because he doesn't normally have them at that time on that day - but which he put in there himself and didn't tell me (whilst I was busy pestering the bronchoscopy booking clerk).
So that's gone ... *whoosh* ... right past my head and out the window, where it is sunny and warm and I can hear foxes barking in the calm of a dying summer afternoon. Nope. There seem to be no fucks to give.
No, Prof. Those children have been waiting a long time for you to be ready to do their bronchoscopies. Longer even than most kids because of corona. AND YOU KNOW THIS! You nagged me and you nagged the booking clerk to get them in for you as soon as possible.
Stop! Bleating! Like! A! Fucking! Diva!
The three bronchoscopies are staying fucking put.
Fucks sake.
I really should remind myself what working for Professors is like again, before I take these fucking jobs
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hellkat wrote: | My boss has sent me a shouty email because three of his bronchoscopies have been booked on a day when he has a new appointment - one which overlaps because he doesn't normally have them at that time on that day - but which he put in there himself and didn't tell me (whilst I was busy pestering the bronchoscopy booking clerk).
So that's gone ... *whoosh* ... right past my head and out the window, where it is sunny and warm and I can hear foxes barking in the calm of a dying summer afternoon. Nope. There seem to be no fucks to give.
No, Prof. Those children have been waiting a long time for you to be ready to do their bronchoscopies. Longer even than most kids because of corona. AND YOU KNOW THIS! You nagged me and you nagged the booking clerk to get them in for you as soon as possible.
Stop! Bleating! Like! A! Fucking! Diva!
The three bronchoscopies are staying fucking put.
Fucks sake.
I really should remind myself what working for Professors is like again, before I take these fucking jobs
hellkat
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Went out and bought teabags... neglected to buy any biscuits ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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Quote: | Went out and bought teabags... neglected to buy any biscuits |
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My boss has not taken me to task for ignoring his telling off (and not apologising to him) ... but rather accepted that I decided to discuss the matter in an adult and pragmatic fashion.
Feckin old diva
Meanwhile, I have had to stop typing because my vision is strangely blurry.
I might just pop over to the far corner and have a little dance on the way to the kitchen. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Hmm! A pint of wife-beater
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Nobby the Bastard wrote: | Nobby the Bastard wrote: | The clutch cable in mrs bastards car decided to start fraying resulting in a clutch that wouldn't disengage. That was fun to drive home after I'd cycled there.
New clutch cable order and ste (for mod) is cycling there in the morning to collect it for me. |
Double fuck. Now I can drive the car with a nicely adjusted cable I can hear a grumbly bearing when its in gear and the clutch is depressed. |
Wait till you have to put up with the quality of cars produced by the Communist state you so desire ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 222 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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