So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Men with the means to dispose of the body...

[chickenstrip]

Actually, you have the relevant skills. You know how to buy stuff, right? Buy a chainsaw and a trailer
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[hellkat]

Fuck that
... even I wouldn't trust myself with a chainsaw
I can barely control a motorcycle.

I have a trailer.
Just nothing to tow it with
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

[chickenstrip]

I was talking to Jimbo.
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[mentalboy]

House listed for sale yesterday. Five viewings yesterday, four of which have come back with full offers, the other one offered $10k more than the asking price. Awaiting results from viewings today...
Think my house might sell quick!
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Make mine a Corona.

[hellkat]

But can he dispose of the bodies?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[chickenstrip]

Like I said, you know how to buy stuff, don't you?
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

I’m not made of money. One of them will have to live.

[chickenstrip]

I was talking to hellkat.
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[chickenstrip]

Anyway, disposal. Pigs or fire, depending on who I'm talking to now.
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Skudd]

A good sharp spade is good for dissecting any body into manageable chunks. Then you can use the same spade to dig as many holes as needed in as many different places as is needed. Or so I'm told.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Hong Kong Phooey]

I'm getting a wee bit concerned for the Italian doctor.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[A100man]

[Easy-X]

If you have the voice activated Ask Google on your phone, try this: "what space film was made in 1992?"
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Actually what oiled my gears today is that I looked up "how to adjust your clutch" (under orders from Stonehenge Man who said I had to look it up before I next speak to him, which will probably be before the weekend, anyway) - and within ten minutes, compliments of someone called Delboy on Youtube, I feel reasonably confident that that's a job I can probably do myself.

(which apparently does need doing)

That's saved me a bacon sarnie or two.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[wr6133]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Ffs.do I need to adjust your clutch next time you want to get laid*? This is getting a daily problem.

* not by me. I'm not man enough to take on the majesty that is helllcat.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

See, chicken strips don't even bother me.
It's just one of those things people feel they have to prove to everybody else.

Mine are probably lopsided anyway, as I try to avoid leaning to the left because dodgy side-stand.
So I may or may not drop purposely lower to the right whenever I get the chance, just to make up for it
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

[FretGrinder]

[Easy-X]

Let's not get distracted by deliberately disparaging Del's dubious diagnoses of damaged devices
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