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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

CorriganJ wrote:
I get that its humor but its also not really very funny. IDK I've never been impressed by people swinging their dicks around talking about how "alpha" they are (they tend to be quite pathetic humans in general) and mysoginistic jokes just aren't very funny.


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PostPosted: 15:10 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:

I hope you're not suggesting we ban humour because some of it might upset someone who can't discern that it is such?


I think it falls under the loose heading of "Fit in or fuck off" or something like that Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

UncleBFester wrote:
I think it falls under the loose heading of "Fit in or fuck off" or something like that Very Happy


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PostPosted: 17:13 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

CorriganJ wrote:


I get that its humor but its also not really very funny. IDK I've never been impressed by people swinging their dicks around talking about how "alpha" they are (they tend to be quite pathetic humans in general) and mysoginistic jokes just aren't very funny.


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PostPosted: 17:16 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

CorriganJ wrote:


I've never been impressed by people swinging their dicks around talking about how "alpha" they are...


maybe choose different people to hang around with...
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is the OP in all of this? Not a peep out of him; first post generates 3 pages (and counting) of intellectual sentiment, he is nowhere to be found. Wish I had that kind of talent. Confused
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably took Fester's advice. Wise, very wise! Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

jeffyjeff wrote:
Where is the OP in all of this? Not a peep out of him; first post generates 3 pages (and counting) of intellectual sentiment, he is nowhere to be found. Wish I had that kind of talent. Confused


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PostPosted: 18:38 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Probably took Fester's advice. Wise, very wise! Laughing


Genuinely, this is the easiest place to shuffle into / least offensive place i frequent.
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd almost describe BCF as cuddly Wub
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 23 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

CorriganJ wrote:
I get that its humor but its also not really very funny... if you live outside the UK


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PostPosted: 21:14 - 25 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

CorriganJ wrote:


It's got nothing to do with being "alpha", fucking stupid thing to say you moron. "Humping someone into submisssion" is a crime, so I would advise against it... absolute idiot. Absolute idiot.


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PostPosted: 20:37 - 28 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biking is dangerous, almost all of us on here know someone who has died playing this game. I have buried a few people from motorcycle fatalities.

But, that said, my next door neighbour growing up died by choking to death on a fish bone. You could put it that eating take away fish is dangerous too.
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PostPosted: 02:53 - 02 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:
Get a woman that also rides a bike Thumbs Up



IMHO, quite possibly the best piece of advice on this thread but, unless you really like living dangerously, you might not want to mention your affiliation with a new riding partner to the missus! Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 03 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

This made the news a few years ago, while it didn't set a legal precedent it was nonetheless a very important legal event.

2x parents of a young boy split very acrimoniously & as the selfish bastards tend to promptly began using the small boy as a weapon to batter each other. The father purchased a powerful rocketship motorcycle to excite the young boy on the 1 day a fortnight he had access. Despite the mothers best efforts to poison the young boy's mind against his father, the young boy thought riding on the back of that bike was just about the bestest thing in the whole wide world.

The mother went back to court, ultimately to stop even that 1 day a fortnight access, using the fact that the father was taking the young boy out pillion on a powerful rocketship motorcycle & as any right minded thinking person thinks powerful rocketship motorcycles are incredibly dangerous aren't they.

This was a family court, the judge ruled that access continues because he didn't consider 'motorcycling' to be a dangerous activity.

Unless you are legally trained & have at least a basic understanding of how it all works, then you can never fully appreciate just how important to every motorcyclist that decision was.
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 04 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got back into biking to tour with the wife,but My missus hates motorbikes , hates me riding one and won't go on the back of one.

Quite glad really as I hate taking a pillion. I can ride how I like without a jab in the kidneys. She can go shopping while I tour Wales or the Highlands enjoying my own company.

Reassure her that accidents are more likely when younger and with all the right gear and sensible riding , advanced riding courses etc will negate some of that, tell her riding helps prevent prostrate problems, she may not look it up.
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 04 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

WATP wrote:
...tell her riding helps prevent prostrate problems, she may not look it up.

You're a Legend! Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 04 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

R_W wrote:
WATP wrote:
...tell her riding helps prevent prostrate problems, she may not look it up.

You're a Legend! Laughing


It's wanking, not riding, that prevents prostate problems....
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 04 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
WATP wrote:
...tell her riding helps prevent prostrate problems, she may not look it up.
It's wanking, not riding, that prevents prostate problems....

To be fair, riding women helps with that via the same mechanism as wanking though. So providing the OP doesn't claim that specifically "riding motorcycles" prevents prostate problems, he ain't lying
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 04 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's face it, it is deadly. She is correct.
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