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yen_powell
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Posted: 07:54 - 08 May 2021

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Ste wrote:

But isn't a shitty seat is much worse than a shitty door handle? Laughing

Nobby, is your car locked?

Would you rather have a bit on your trousers or rammed deep under your fingernails......Please.....Don't search that.
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Ste
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Posted: 08:59 - 08 May 2021

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yen_powell wrote:

Would you rather

We Found 301 Clips With "A Bit On Your Trousers"
We Found 1 Clips With "Rammed Deep Under Your Fingernails"

But that bit on your trousers comes with a bit on the material / fabric the drivers seat is made from and that bit will be there regardless of if they look before sitting down.

I still say that dog egg on the seat is more of a problem than dog egg on the door handle is. Razz

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recman
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Posted: 09:44 - 08 May 2021

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AldridgePrior wrote:

Talking of dogs. Back from the vet. Mine hasn't got the big C.
Benign lump. So I can have a shit day at work on Monday and it'll be no problem.

Excellent.

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MCN
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Posted: 10:19 - 08 May 2021

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recman wrote:

AldridgePrior wrote:

Talking of dogs. Back from the vet. Mine hasn't got the big C.
Benign lump. So I can have a shit day at work on Monday and it'll be no problem.

Excellent.

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Ste
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Posted: 13:15 - 08 May 2021

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Nobby the Bastard wrote:

Ste wrote:

Nobby, is your car locked?

Yes.

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Nobby the Bastard
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Posted: 13:24 - 08 May 2021 Post subject:

Its not my car, its Mrs Bastard's car. Mess with it at your own risk... ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips." Triumph Sprint ST 1050

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wr6133
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Posted: 14:24 - 08 May 2021 Post subject:

Please make her clean that car

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Nobby the Bastard
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Posted: 14:26 - 08 May 2021

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wr6133 wrote:

Please make her clean that car Laughing

Make? You clearly don't know much about women....
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wr6133
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Posted: 14:32 - 08 May 2021

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Nobby the Bastard wrote:

Make? You clearly don't know much about women....

Ok, please pay a Romanian car wash slave to clean that car, tell her you did it and reap the blowjobs.

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MCN
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Posted: 17:31 - 08 May 2021

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wr6133 wrote:

Nobby the Bastard wrote:

Make? You clearly don't know much about women....

Ok, please pay a Romanian car wash slave to clean that car, tell her you did it and reap the blowjobs.

You still don't get it.

You don't get benefits for doing stuff that you are supposed to do. Rolling Eyes

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wr6133
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Posted: 18:50 - 08 May 2021

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MCN wrote:

You still don't get it.

You don't get benefits for doing stuff that you are supposed to do. Rolling Eyes

I think your wives maybe badly trained Laughing

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Robby
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Posted: 19:58 - 08 May 2021 Post subject:

I heard she was frisky, I didn't think she was waterproof seat covers frisky.

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MCN
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Posted: 23:15 - 08 May 2021

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Robby wrote:

I heard she was frisky, I didn't think she was waterproof seat covers frisky.

I've saw thumbnails of girls doing that sort of stuff.

They must make those movies in other folk's houses. Shocked

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pepperami
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Posted: 13:09 - 09 May 2021 Post subject:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river. There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me. Today I is smile ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

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MCN
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Posted: 14:37 - 09 May 2021

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pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

What speed were they doing?
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FretGrinder
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Posted: 16:09 - 09 May 2021

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pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

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Nobby the Bastard
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Posted: 16:12 - 09 May 2021

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MCN wrote:

pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

What speed were they doing?

Laden or unladen? African or European?
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MCN
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Posted: 17:26 - 09 May 2021

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Nobby the Bastard wrote:

pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

Laden or unladen? African or European?

I don't know that.
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pepperami
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Posted: 18:03 - 09 May 2021

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MCN wrote:

pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

What speed were they doing?

Bloody fast!
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pepperami
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Posted: 18:03 - 09 May 2021

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FretGrinder wrote:

pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

https://media1.tenor.com/images/1f0e9f93c1b8a346f809a68a6de2041f/tenor.gif

Philistine !
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Tracey Suntan-King
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Posted: 20:50 - 09 May 2021

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pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

We have swallows nesting on our balcony here in Cyprus. Today a young one flew into the bedroom and couldn't find it's way out. They are bloody stupid you know. We literally have barn doors but it couldn't find them and kept flinging itself against the window flyscreen.

Using a duster I gently caught it and took it outside where it launched itself out of my hands and flew away.

This oiled my gearses. Not only was I close up to what must be one of the prettiest birds - with navy blue feathers - it was almost weightless. It was like holding something ethereal.

So Peppers, I win because I caught a swallow. Thumbs Up

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to v or not to v
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Posted: 21:08 - 09 May 2021 Post subject:

on the subject of birds, what happened to House Martins? when i was a child, they were yearly visitors. they stopped coming some time in the 80's

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MCN
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Posted: 22:09 - 09 May 2021

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Tracey Suntan-King wrote:

pepperami wrote:

Today I did see Swallows for the first time this year Smile

Doing some errands in Stokesby (Norfolk) today by the river.
There to greet me were swallows, flying really close but never hitting me.

Today I is smile Thumbs Up

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Like the trembling heart
Of a captive bird
That was there, at my command"

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