Mothers Day

[Dannyboi101]

I have no idea what to give my mum for mothers day and I can't find anything online that I haven't already given her as a gift or she wouldn't want. She's diabetic which means I can't give her anything like some cool handmade chocolates.

Dan

[RhynoCZ]

A bouquet and ''happy mothers day, mom'' should suffice. It's the thought that matters the most.

EDIT: Oh, feck, I've just answered a spam bot's question.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

A vibrator.
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[Howling Terror]

[hellkat]

Non-spambot answer for those still confused:

Ask. Her.

"Mum, what would you like me to buy you for mothers day, cos otherwise I will just buy you flowers and you might think that is boring".

If she says "Oh, perfume" or "Oh, a nice book", ask further: which one/what author

Its okay to engage with your mother beyond asking what is for dinner and can she lend you a monkey.

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[RhynoCZ]

Or tell her, here's 30 quid, buy yourself something nice.
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'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[hellkat]

If Anita did that to me, I'd buy a garotte and use it on her.
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[hellkat]

Even book tokens are better than that.

I have to show that I love you, so I'll just give you some money and not an ounce of affectionate filial thought as to what you might like.
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[A100man]

[Skudd]

Mine's dead.
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[Fisty]

An afternoon with Ste.
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[hellkat]

Been there, done that, lived to tell the tale.

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[JackButler]

I wish I had the problem of thinking what to buy 'me mam' for mothers day, I really do.

She told just about everyone but me, that what I gave her made her more happy than words could ever say.
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[Fisty]

[RhynoCZ]

[Ste]

[recman]

[Skudd]

[RhynoCZ]

[hellkat]

Ohhhhh, I thought you meant your Rabbit.

Even mine's not dead, but it has, errrr ... lost its ears
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

Its been a difficult few years.

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[struan80]

Bonsai Tree.

[chickenstrip]