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Sako
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 17 Aug 2021    Post subject: A moment of contemplation required... Reply with quote

A question to think over if you will, lets set the scene:

You are two inches deep in your Mother, your Father is two inches deep in you.

...Do you go forwards to get off your Dad, or backwards to pull out your Mum?
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 17 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

That sounds like a Jimmy Carr conundrum...
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 17 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Presumably you voluntarily entered into in at least half of this arragement. The other half being no less than you deserve.
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 18 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do I have my Trans sisters cock in my mouth at this point?
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 18 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're going to Hell either way you sick bastard
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 18 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

#normalforstoke
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 18 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:31 - 18 Aug 2021    Post subject: Re: A moment of contemplation required... Reply with quote

Sako wrote:
two inches deep in your Mother

The only way that would happen is if my pick-axe was buried two inches in her skull.
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