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arry
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 23 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing

Can't believe you've gone in so strong, early doors.
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PostPosted: 01:00 - 24 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

arry wrote:
Laughing Laughing

Can't believe you've gone in so strong, early doors.


Doesn't want to miss out does he?
I'm ready to bung in a killer bid of £4.27 at the last gasp to
gazzump him on that
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PostPosted: 08:44 - 24 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recommend that you get your offers in ASAP because the guy sounds so happy. Very Happy

He's a bit rude though, apparently three fifty is all I could offer him. Crying or Very sad

https://i.imgur.com/zhIFxof.png

He think's I'm wasting my time but I'm not the one who built that abomination.

So I've increased my offer and I recommend that you all make offers for it as well. I've offered a fiver so someone else should offer five pounds and one pence. Laughing

https://i.imgur.com/N9RbEVw.png

Together we can make that guys day by sending him loads of stupid offers. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 24 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

virus wrote:


OK so its yet another cafe cacer but tbh its not the worst made ive seen. If the carbs are set up well and that monoshock conversion hasnt been done by stevie wonder then I'd probably ride it. Not at that price mind Laughing


Yeah I don't mind that either. Work looks fair. I'd have kept the original duck-tai though. At least it's not a Z1.

EDIT: Apols I've just spotted the headlight, the redundant bar clamps and the appalling rear view of its' 'hump'.
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 24 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iv'e put in an offer of £5.01

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PostPosted: 02:23 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

You lads be careful now
you might end up having to buy it
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PostPosted: 09:36 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
You lads be careful now
you might end up having to buy it


Buying it wouldn't be the issue, it'll be arranging the skip and crane to dispose of it outside the current owners house...
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't have a real issue with some of the "cafe racers" above and if they're well done then I wouldn't have posted them, but this popped up earlier (for £9k) and I don't think it matters how well it may have been built

https://i.postimg.cc/fys7cHSC/s-l1600-1.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144205405168?hash=item21934fdbf0:g:w1QAAOSwHvthHgrz
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PostPosted: 10:15 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blah blah wrote:
I don't have a real issue with some of the "cafe racers" above and if they're well done then I wouldn't have posted them, but this popped up earlier (for £9k) and I don't think it matters how well it may have been built


Did they nick the design from Lego?

Although to be fair the Lego motorcycle is more aerodynamic . . .

https://i.ibb.co/v30ZGx1/lego.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blah blah wrote:
I don't have a real issue with some of the "cafe racers" above and if they're well done then I wouldn't have posted them, but this popped up earlier (for £9k) and I don't think it matters how well it may have been built

https://i.postimg.cc/fys7cHSC/s-l1600-1.jpg



You could use it to heat pies on it's hump...
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had no reply to my Genuine offer....."How Rude"
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm new here, but I like this thread a lot
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blah blah wrote:
I don't have a real issue with some of the "cafe racers" above and if they're well done then I wouldn't have posted them, but this popped up earlier (for £9k) and I don't think it matters how well it may have been built

https://i.postimg.cc/fys7cHSC/s-l1600-1.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144205405168?hash=item21934fdbf0:g:w1QAAOSwHvthHgrz


What? Why? How? So many questions...
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 25 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blah blah wrote:
I don't have a real issue with some of the "cafe racers" above and if they're well done then I wouldn't have posted them, but this popped up earlier (for £9k) and I don't think it matters how well it may have been built

https://i.postimg.cc/fys7cHSC/s-l1600-1.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/144205405168?hash=item21934fdbf0:g:w1QAAOSwHvthHgrz


Perversely, I quite like that.

OK, the overall concept is pretty generic, but at least they've done it with a certain sense of originality.

I wouldn't pay £9K for it, but I'd have it as a present in my garage, unlike most of the shizzle these arzeh*les normally churn out.
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PostPosted: 01:10 - 26 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Blah blah wrote:
I don't have a real issue with some of the "cafe racers" above and if they're well done then I wouldn't have posted them, but this popped up earlier (for £9k) and I don't think it matters how well it may have been built

https://i.postimg.cc/fys7cHSC/s-l1600-1.jpg



You could use it to heat pies on it's hump...


heat pies or roast thighs
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 26 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, instead of the below you get that
what?
Can someone one explain how its better?

The blurb from the bullshit bike company who did this
is the usual wankshite
and its not 'feint hearted' you twats its faint hearted!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmoto.zombdrive.com%2Fimages1600_%2Fmoto-guzzi-v11-sport-1998-6.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 26 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
So, instead of the below you get that
what?
Can someone one explain how its better?

The blurb from the bullshit bike company who did this
is the usual wankshite
and its not 'feint hearted' you twats its faint hearted!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmoto.zombdrive.com%2Fimages1600_%2Fmoto-guzzi-v11-sport-1998-6.jpg&f=1&nofb=1


Less of a motorbike and more a tool for separating women from their panties Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 26 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
So, instead of the below you get that
what?
Can someone one explain how its better?

The blurb from the bullshit bike company who did this
is the usual wankshite
and its not 'feint hearted' you twats its faint hearted!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmoto.zombdrive.com%2Fimages1600_%2Fmoto-guzzi-v11-sport-1998-6.jpg&f=1&nofb=1



Well, that's my evening looking for nice Moto guzzis lined up then
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 26 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:


If you genuinely have some first hand experience of this and know of a vendor where one could procure an example of the said motorcycle, do let me know.
I confess with some slight embarrassment I need all the help i can get these days in liberating 'panties' from the fairer sex. Which is a bit shit as once upon a time I wasn't at all bad at it.
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 26 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not even into sports bikes but the stock V11 sports looks kinda cool and sexy while that 'improved' one is fucking atrocious.
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PostPosted: 09:52 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:

If you genuinely have some first hand experience of this and know of a vendor where one could procure an example of the said motorcycle, do let me know.
I confess with some slight embarrassment I need all the help i can get these days in liberating 'panties' from the fairer sex. Which is a bit shit as once upon a time I wasn't at all bad at it.


Snap, and I'm not talking about knicker elastic Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:02 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
I confess with some slight embarrassment I need all the help i can get these days in liberating 'panties' from the fairer sex. Which is a bit shit as once upon a time I wasn't at all bad at it.


Plenty birds punting themselves nowadays Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
A100man wrote:
I confess with some slight embarrassment I need all the help i can get these days in liberating 'panties' from the fairer sex. Which is a bit shit as once upon a time I wasn't at all bad at it.


Plenty birds punting themselves nowadays Laughing


I'm guessing you don't mean like this..

https://www.scudamores.com/misc/image/1018/1010/565/

. it hasn't escaped my attention that prostitution may have it's merits - a rough calculation of my marriage/divorce resulted in about 300 quid a shag, probably more./
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
It hasn't escaped my attention that prostitution may have it's merits - a rough calculation of my marriage/divorce resulted in about 300 quid a shag, probably more./


Haha when punting is the economical option Laughing
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Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
A100man wrote:
I confess with some slight embarrassment I need all the help i can get these days in liberating 'panties' from the fairer sex. Which is a bit shit as once upon a time I wasn't at all bad at it.


Plenty birds punting themselves nowadays Laughing


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