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TaffyTDM
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PostPosted: 09:02 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Last night I had to ride back from a mates house in the middle of some very heavy rain. The bike battery chose that evening to give up as well so using the heated grips or full beam was out of the question, as it then kept loosing all the electrics...
So it was whilst I was fording through invisible surface water on NSL roads so bad I couldn't see my hands, soaked through and freezing with an hour and 20 to go that some twat driving a lorry decided to pass me through the same stretch of water in lane 2, wiping out my vision again and soaking me from head to toe. How I kept upright last night I still don't know .
Worse still was not daring to stop for a warm up coffee having been bump started and unknown if it would turn over again.
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ordered a phone upgrade. Started the webchat at 10:30am, completed the order ~6pm Shocked The frontline staff at Vodafone are no better or worse than any other company but their back office systems and IT support are atrocious.


I used to be with them. Used to be.
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cable Tie wrote:


22 hours in a small tin box with 300 other people, all sharing the same recycled air, during a pandemic. Rather you than me at the moment.

As for "everyone is tested or fully vaxxed".... Along with 4 others, we were infected via one of our group on a train, who's flown back from Greece that very morning and was double jabbed. His "Day 2 PCR" came back positive.

By Christmas, It wouldn't surprise me if travel restrictions were re-introduced. If you buy any tickets, make sure they're refundable.


Have you thought of taking an interest in something other that covid/vax/biden etc, motorcycles for instance?
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cable Tie wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
Thinking of selling the Fazer Sad


Well are you or not? I'm thinking of taking a sh1t.

Just like all the For Sale ads in Facebook groups. Usually met with, well, when you make your mind up, come back with a proper ad.


You totally didn't get that post in the context of this thread, did you? Laughing
Hint: this isn't the bikes for sale section Wink
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you're not interested in motorbikes?
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cable Tie wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:

You totally didn't get that post in the context of this thread, did you? Laughing
Hint: this isn't the bikes for sale section Wink


It wasn't specifically about you, it was about almost every car/bike for sale ad on Facebook now, which almost always now starts with "I'm thinking of selling.."

Grinds my gears. Hence the post. Thumbs Up

I'm thinking of selling anything if the price is right.


Well, give me a minute* and I'll see if I can find anyone who cares what you think. I'll get back to you if I have any luck.

*I better warn you: I reckon it'll take quite a bit longer than that actually Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cable Tie wrote:
Ste wrote:
So you're not interested in motorbikes?


Sorry, I thought this was a kayaking forum.


Man you need to find the nearest road and play in the middle of it, you are dull and depressing.
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cable Tie wrote:


What a life eh? Must be thrilling.


Infinitely more thrilling than yours, given i ride a motorcycle.
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

The "adventures" of motorcycling, eh?

That's exactly the sort of experience we think we don't want with this bike-riding thing. But its the sort that sticks in your mind for ages, and you never forget that you felt forsaken out there, and thought you would never get home.

But then when you do ...
That's the best feeling. It's one of those "aaaaah" moments and you get a warm sensation of "Fucking hell, I made it back!"

Great description. I could really feel the angst of that wet darkness.
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TaffyTDM wrote:
Last night I had to ride back from a mates house in the middle of some very heavy rain. The bike battery chose that evening to give up as well so using the heated grips or full beam was out of the question, as it then kept loosing all the electrics...
So it was whilst I was fording through invisible surface water on NSL roads so bad I couldn't see my hands, soaked through and freezing with an hour and 20 to go that some twat driving a lorry decided to pass me through the same stretch of water in lane 2, wiping out my vision again and soaking me from head to toe. How I kept upright last night I still don't know .
Worse still was not daring to stop for a warm up coffee having been bump started and unknown if it would turn over again.

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PostPosted: 20:37 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been working too bloody hard lately.
And I can tell you now, I Do Not Like It.

I've always loved working, I love the buzz when it's going right, and I even quite like having to work out how to solve fuck-ups (most of the time). I like a bit of a challenge Laughing

But for the first time in ages (literally decades) I am starting to feel like I don't want to keep working like this all the time.
But I can't stop, cos people want/need/rely upon.
Most frustrating.

I really need to take a little breather.
I am not irreplaceable. Need to remind myself of that.
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

I am not irreplaceable. Need to remind myself of that.


This ^ so much this.

I speak from bitter experience and my own arrogant downfall Doh! Shifty
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Knowing that I need 48 planks of wood, knowing that I had over 100 planks, then knowing that the neighbour took 60 planks (instead of the 20 I thought he was going to take) plus he took the best 60 planks leaving me with 40 knackered planks that will not do the job I wanted to do with them. What is even worse is he is a nice guy, just taken liberties beyond the pale and I can't get the [planks back and I can't say how pissed off I am. Well I'm going to have to get my sarcasm book out. Bastard..
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cable Tie wrote:
Yeah, sorry, I only have 3 and none have tassels on the handlebars like your’s, Big Boy.


Any pictures?
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:




Infinitely more thrilling than yours, given i ride a motorcycle.


Can't park it properly though can you cunty.
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

FFS Richard!

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/letterbox.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:35 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:


I bet you have the cat flap in the roof too.
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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That is a very stupid place to have a letterbox. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

TaffyTDM wrote:
Last night I had to ride back from a mates house in the middle of some very heavy rain. The bike battery chose that evening to give up as well so using the heated grips or full beam was out of the question, as it then kept loosing all the electrics...
So it was whilst I was fording through invisible surface water on NSL roads so bad I couldn't see my hands, soaked through and freezing with an hour and 20 to go that some twat driving a lorry decided to pass me through the same stretch of water in lane 2, wiping out my vision again and soaking me from head to toe. How I kept upright last night I still don't know .
Worse still was not daring to stop for a warm up coffee having been bump started and unknown if it would turn over again.


I had a similar experience last night except in my new car... I was driving home on the M4 in the worst rain I've ever driven in, and my flipping windscreen wiper blade came off. Luckily it was the passenger side, bur I've just had a new windscreen and I didn't want it to scratch. I had to nurse the car to the services about a mile away without being able to see. I used the wipers once or twice to just clear the window and I got to the services. I had to get out to fix the blade and got soaked to the skin. I was wearing linen martial arts trousers and a thin cotton T shirt. So I got the car going again and was able to see but my air con doesn't work, so the windscreen was now misting. The de mister just blasted hot air in my face but at least I was moving. I was going down a country lane towards my house, not fast, but about 50mph in a NSL road. I rounded a corner and there was what looked like a semi large puddle on the left hand side of the road. Turns out, it wasn't a semi large puddle but a complete flood which I then hit in my low slung car at 50mph. I then aquaplaned over towards an oncoming car Shocked . I swung the wheel over and I could feel the 4WD system wake up a bit... and it saved me... just.

That was not the best journey I've ever done. I realise that at least I was inside a car and mainly dry, but I was very much on the edge of crashing for most of the drive in the way that I only know through riding bikes in the pissing wet or sub zero temperatures. I'm sure many people have had worse journeys on bikes and I'm not belittling that, but I'm still recovering from my particular journey a day later.
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 21 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
stinkwheel wrote:


That is a very stupid place to have a letterbox. Laughing Laughing


In the 11 years I've been living here, Richard is the first person to have missed it.
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PostPosted: 01:07 - 22 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Knowing that I need 48 planks of wood, knowing that I had over 100 planks, then knowing that the neighbour took 60 planks (instead of the 20 I thought he was going to take) plus he took the best 60 planks leaving me with 40 knackered planks that will not do the job I wanted to do with them. What is even worse is he is a nice guy, just taken liberties beyond the pale and I can't get the [planks back and I can't say how pissed off I am. Well I'm going to have to get my sarcasm book out. Bastard..


Well at least he didn't take your wife. Oh wait a minute....
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