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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 28 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kentol750 wrote:

I'd stay in bed if bills didn't have to be paid!


Top tip. Become a whore. Then you can earn while lying in bed.
I'm sure they do lessons online, I've seen sites that appear to be dedicated to it. I think the tax man might be watching these sites too, as they never film the exchange of cash when they do 'the money shot'.

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PostPosted: 20:14 - 28 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:54 - 28 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was -2 this morning riding down the motorway, only -1.5 on the way home this evening.
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PostPosted: 01:53 - 29 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Become a whore. Then you can earn while lying in bed.

An acquaintance of mine who used to be a madam once told me that good whores never get in the bed, never under the covers.
They only fuck on top of the bedding.
Something to do with the "boundaries of personal intimacy" thing, I think Thinking
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I commute year round so unless there's actual snow or ice on the roads then I'm out on the bike. That said, I commute into London so it's mostly not too bad but I live on the edge of Surrey and the roads within half-a-mile or so of home can be a bit dodgy at times.

So yeah, I quite often ride when the temperature's down around freezing or even a few degrees below. Heated gloves help!
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Become a whore. Then you can earn while lying in bed.

An acquaintance of mine who used to be a madam once told me that good whores never get in the bed, never under the covers.
They only fuck on top of the bedding.
Something to do with the "boundaries of personal intimacy" thing, I think Thinking


I don't follow the logic.

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It's OK to suck a cock honey, and you can swallow that spooge if he's willing to pay you extra girl. Hell lady, you can let him jizz in your shit pipe, swing on your titties, shit on your face, cum all over your feet, piss in your ear.

But bitch, don't you ever, ever, I mean never ever, get under that duvet. You do that and he'll own you. It's too intimate baby. We don't do intimate around here."
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
I don't follow the logic.


It's a psychological boundary, not a physical/medical one.

I dated a woman and the first time we got squishy, she wanted to do it on top of the covers in her spare room. I was getting some serious "I might be the side piece" vibes, but it turned out while she felt comfortable getting naked, doing it in her own bed was "too intimate". We ended up in her bed fairly shortly anyway, but found it a weird and interesting view on what's intimate.
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
I don't follow the logic.


It's a psychological boundary, not a physical/medical one.

I dated a woman and the first time we got squishy, she wanted to do it on top of the covers in her spare room. I was getting some serious "I might be the side piece" vibes, but it turned out while she felt comfortable getting naked, doing it in her own bed was "too intimate". We ended up in her bed fairly shortly anyway, but found it a weird and interesting view on what's intimate.


A mate (honest) tells me he copped for a Tinder bird and as things hotted up at the end of the evening she insisted on on having it up the wrong 'un. Evidently front bottom was only for entrusted boyfriend status and came later.. not that I think he went back as she was clearly disturbed.
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A mate (honest) tells me he copped for a Tinder bird and as things hotted up at the end of the evening she insisted on on having it up the wrong 'un. Evidently front bottom was only for entrusted boyfriend status and came later.. not that I think he went back as she was clearly disturbed.


Think it might be a religious thing.

Anyway, did he ride in the snow?
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bhud wrote:
Anyway, did he ride in the snow?


Bhud asking the real questions.
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PostPosted: 14:33 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:


Bhud asking the real questions.


Well, we know he rode in the mud...









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PostPosted: 14:50 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:

A mate (honest) tells me he copped for a Tinder bird and as things hotted up at the end of the evening she insisted on on having it up the wrong 'un. Evidently front bottom was only for entrusted boyfriend status and came later.. not that I think he went back as she was clearly disturbed.


Did you get her number?
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
I don't follow the logic.


It's a psychological boundary, not a physical/medical one.

I dated a woman and the first time we got squishy, she wanted to do it on top of the covers in her spare room. I was getting some serious "I might be the side piece" vibes, but it turned out while she felt comfortable getting naked, doing it in her own bed was "too intimate". We ended up in her bed fairly shortly anyway, but found it a weird and interesting view on what's intimate.


Did you leave a tip on the bedside table?

Have you ever noticed when Hellkat enters a thread the conversation invariably turns into something sexual? Laughing Twisted Evil Whistle
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

This morning it was - 2 C when I rode to work from Hamilton to Glasgow.

I rode to work every day last winter on my little 125cc and I think the lowest temperature was probably around - 6 C as it really doesn't get that cold around the greater Glasgow area.

Last winter I rode on icy roads and slushy roads - it was unnerving at first but then you get used to it and it's not that bad. I find riding in high winds way more dangerous feeling than when I rode on ice.

Prawny wrote:
I pretty much only ride for work so all year round, this is my first winter on a real bike though.

Was ok this morning, not sure what the temp was but frost everywhere, mine is only a short commute too (20-30mins) so don’t have chance to get too cold. Thumbs were the only problem today, need to sort something to keep the wind off because the heated grips don’t help my thumbs.

Will be wfh if it snows though, it’s only a short ride but it’s across Cannock chase so if it does snow it won’t be cleared well


I was thinking of getting the Versys wind deflectors (hand guards), I think they fit the ER6F/N handlebars of the equivalent Versys year.

Bhud wrote:
Zen Dog wrote:


Bhud asking the real questions.


Well, we know he rode in the mud...


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PostPosted: 16:11 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

xX-Alex-Xx wrote:
A100man wrote:

A mate (honest) tells me he copped for a Tinder bird and as things hotted up at the end of the evening she insisted on on having it up the wrong 'un. Evidently front bottom was only for entrusted boyfriend status and came later.. not that I think he went back as she was clearly disturbed.


Did you get her number?


No - it was a mate I tell you!
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:

I don't follow the logic.

I completely agree.
But ... "I don't make the rules, I just answer the phones." Laughing

I'm sure they have their reasons for these mad impositions in their lifestyle.

Odd as it may seem, they often have a very clear sense of morals.
A lot don't, obviously. But a surprising amount do.
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Have you ever noticed when Hellkat enters a thread the conversation invariably turns into something sexual? Laughing Twisted Evil Whistle


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I had noticed, actually.
I try to restrain myself.
But I prefer when someone else does it.

hellkat, clearly deranged
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Have you ever noticed when Hellkat enters a thread the conversation invariably turns into something sexual? Laughing Twisted Evil Whistle


Laughing
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I had noticed, actually.
I try to restrain myself.
But I prefer when someone else does it.

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PostPosted: 21:49 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

She didn't drink any when she visited che Nobby....

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PostPosted: 22:41 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
She didn't drink any when she visited che Nobby....

I wasn't allowed in the house when I visited Chez Nobby Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:50 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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... but now I can ask, are you a tea person at all?


Ah go on Laughing

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PostPosted: 23:05 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

So its *still* too cold to ride.
At some point I shall have to go out there and start the Snarley up, just to keep it en pointe so to speak.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
So its *still* too cold to ride.
At some point I shall have to go out there and start the Snarley up, just to keep it en pointe so to speak.


i hope youre using your optimate?
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't realise they made vibrators.
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I didn't realise they made vibrators.


everything vibrates on a Harley
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