Do you report your COVID lateral flow test results?

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I've had my three jabs, only had one test over a year ago because I felt not right, turned out to be negative and that I actually had sepsis. I don't get tested so I don't have positives or negatives. I feel fine so don't need to go looking for anything wrong with me.
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

Hmmm so this thread has about 600 views but I think that number needs to be quite a bit higher.

Let's do this....

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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

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He'll never know.

And I'd have to step things up significantly for my actions to affect the server load.

Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

113k views.....
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

So did he write a script or just tape down the F5 key?
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Ste · Not Work Safe Joined: 01 Sep 2002 Karma :

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Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

He probably got my no.2 son to do it....
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SpiritMr89 · Nova Slayer Joined: 26 Oct 2019 Karma :

For work the missus has to do them each week and mail her gaffa's.

Same as the boy atsecondary school.

My work however, they tell you to still come until pcr says a positive.
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c_dug · Super Spammer Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Karma :

I had an interesting one over Christmas.

I've been lat flowing very regularly for work, no idea how many tests I've done since home testing became a thing, not quite twice a week, but a lot compared to most people.

Had my booster on the 16th, tested lat flow positive on the 20th, did a PCR the same day which results came back positive on the 21st. Hurrah, Christmas ruined.

Into self isolation, didn't leave the bedroom for days apart from quick bathroom visits. OH sleeping on the sofa.

Virtually no symptoms for most of it other than day 3 or 4 where I felt a bit run down.

Very little to do and a surplus of lat flow tests so carried out near daily tests for curiosity sake.

By the 22nd (day 2) I was testing lat flow negative again, and tested negative every single day up to the 26th (day 6) when suddenly they turned positive again however the line was always very very faint:

https://i.imgur.com/Ed9m0iP.jpeg

Very frustrating given the day 7 release rules.

I returned similarly faint tests on three consecutive days, although the attached is the most faint.

Somewhat doubting the veracity of the positives I tested again in the afternoon of the 26th, 27th and 28th and all three came back negative despite having tested faintly positive very first thing in the morning.

Given our only plans were to see family (assuming day 7 release) we shared the tests with the people we were meeting and they were all happy to go ahead with plans.

My OH never got it despite sharing a car with me on the very first day (we both went for a drive through PCR). None of my family caught it despite my faintly positive morning tests.
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King29 · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Oct 2017 Karma :

I reported my LFT, gave time and date of test. It now appears in my NHS app under covid passport, shows i've had 1 jab, LFT, another jab and then booster. Displays negative LFT record as well.

MCN · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2015 Karma :

I do tests as required for travel/employment.
I'm vaccinated for Whooping Cough, Polio, Yellow Fever, Typhoid, Diphtheria, Tuberculosis, CV19 and now 2021/22 Influenza.

It's the Rattling Pish and Shite stirred up by the crowd that's put me off CV19.

It's pissing me off more than anything else has in my life. (Except divorce, and death of family or friends.)
Religion pisses me off almost as much as CV19 does.
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