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[bacon]

[ThunderGuts]

It's actually getting better. I must be over the crest now; it's moved from troubling to amusing. It could almost be one of those "how many errors can you spot in this image" challenges.

Imagine if the model finds this becomes his most circulated/tagged image and he is regarded as the one-legged, odd-nosed, face-slapping, apron-wearing bike bandit.
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TG.

[Ste]

[Bhud]

"Brutal fun"?

The whole thing is so bizarre.

[blue_painted]

It says:
"New website
Coming soon."

So is there a new website coming, or is it the blonde and brunette?

Either way it can only be an improvement.
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GP-100 -> CB250RS -> CBX550F2 (pause) KR1S -> RD350YPVS -> ZX6-R (pause) CD200 ->Mash 400 -> T100 (current) & (R1100RT scrapped pile o' shite) (CB250 Nighthawk - SORN in shed) Meteor 350 (current)

[A100man]

In the process of moving 'Brutal' Man's hand away from his face the photo-shopper took half his nose with it.. Then spent a fair while adding in the Yam logos etc..

.. so what we gather from this is that Biker Shop are worthless Pseuds to be avoided at all cost.
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[Nobby the Bastard]

It seems that, for some reason, they decided to photoshop that cockwomble onto the owner's bike.

https://www.facebook.com/thebikercompany/photos/a.1185394024918377/3491808794276877/
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Evil Hans]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Used to be called Helmet City.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Bhud]

The photoshop guy responsible for that is famous for having done a couple of makeup effects in 80s Schwarzenegger movies. Well, two scenes anyway. The "two weeks" scene in Total Recall (where the mask is removed) and the "eye repair" scene in the original Terminator.*











*allegedly

[Ste]

The website was made by these people:

https://purplebox.digital/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/purplebos-digital-team-christmas.jpg
https://purplebox.digital/about-us/

So one of those people is responsible for photoshopping some guy from a stock image on to the owners bike.

At least it's not mr potato leathers.

[hellkat]

He's still got the funny fuckin dress on
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[virus]

I bet they got given an image of the yam 'cafe racer' and still managed to photoshop a bit of superdream cylinder head into the top of the frame making no fucking sense whatsoever
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[Polarbear]

So his nose is his thumb.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[hellkat]

Nice gloves, though.
Hairdressers' gloves, but nice all the same.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[telent]

[Pokitren]

[bhinso]

The only thing wrong with that picture is the lack of BAME involvement.

[MCN]

[struan80]

All this fuss and it's down to wearing a shirt round your waste. Better of with a kilt, can at least keep your visor cleaner, cloth and cigarettes in the sporran.