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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 28 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can adult but most of the time I don't. Only when i need to.

I don't wear spandex or a helmet when I'm cycling to or from the pub either.
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 28 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


I don't wear spandex or a helmet when I'm cycling to or from the pub either.


Me neither but now my "local" is a 20km round trip rather than the 3 it used to be, I WILL be wearing cycling shorts next time!
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 28 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I help my family out a lot more these days as far as "adulting" goes but generally no...

I have to work this Sunday.

"Why do you have to go on a motorbike?"

Reasons, my love, reasons Smile
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PostPosted: 02:05 - 29 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm Peter 'Fukin' Pan me.

Lost count of the number of wimin who have said how immature I am. Cool


Woah, we were supposed to count them?
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I an adult?..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbUd-4tQNI
That sums it up really. Razz
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

B1N wrote:
Am I an adult?..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvbUd-4tQNI
That sums it up really. Razz


Shocked Thinking hmm? I’ll bet your YouTube viewing history can raise a few eyebrows? Surprised
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PostPosted: 21:08 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think I'll ever feel 'grown up' and I'm now 28.

I've completed a lot of tasks that are supposedly required to become an adult such as having had a career, buying a house, learning to drive, etc... but I still behave and feel like an immature child. My first car is a CLA45 AMG which I can't stop fucking about in. I thought a car would calm me down but I send it everywhere and seem to burn through petrol a lot.

Anyway, despite having to cook, clean, exercise, and run to the shops here and there as a basic routine, I still just want to ride my bikes like an idiot, play loud music in the car, meet hot fun women, and play some games here and there, all of which feels less than adult.

I haven't settled down yet because I'm enjoying my current arrangements with the opposite sex far too much and don't really imagine myself actually wanting a wife and kids. I toy with the idea sometimes but always find myself backing out of it. I think when you have kids you grow up a bit more.

Anyway, I still dress in hoodies and a tracksuit most days and like to rock a gold cuban chain with a baseball cap and sunglasses. This look does not exude maturity. I couldn't ever imagine wearing a shirt with a boring button-up sweater and some old-man-style chinos only to natter with the neighbours in the morning on my front lawn about unexciting local events. (My neighbours are all in their late 50s or above, I'm the black sheep but they're lovely people). Anyway if that ever happens just put me out of my misery.

Adulthood has and always will be confusing.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tbh I'm still doing the imature shit at 51. Apart from the seriously uncool shit. Leasurewear, gold chain and cap? FFS....
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notabikeranym...
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Tbh I'm still doing the imature shit at 51. Apart from the seriously uncool shit. Leasurewear, gold chain and cap? FFS....


I mean I can scrub up well and look quite presentable when I need to if I'm attending an event or going on a date, but 95% of the time I just wanna be comfortable and give zero fucks what anyone around me thinks. People all seem to dress the same way around here too.

Oddly enough, it's worked well in my favour and seems very attractive to classy well-spoken & well-dressed women who are 5 years my senior. The cougars really seem to dig the style and the attitude it comes with. If it works why change it right? Laughing
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm keeping it real wid the cheek, nose, ears, nipples and tongue piercings.

You, clearly, are a wannabee.
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notabikeranym...
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I'm keeping it real wid the cheek, nose, ears, nipples and tongue piercings.

You, clearly, are a wannabee.


Haha that's hardcore. I definitely have commitment issues because I couldn't do piercings or tattoos tbh.
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meef wrote:
but 95% of the time I just wanna be comfortable and give zero fucks what anyone around me thinks.

Do you think perhaps everyone else has realised
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a shirt with a boring button-up sweater* and some old-man-style chinos

is comfortable and you’re the one trying too hard? Laughing

* a what?
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meef wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I'm keeping it real wid the cheek, nose, ears, nipples and tongue piercings.

You, clearly, are a wannabee.


Haha that's hardcore. I definitely have commitment issues because I couldn't do piercings or tattoos tbh.

Can confirm. Nobby has a face like a portcullis. Cool I was into the piercings years ago but just have the three left now
but the last couple of years I started adding more tattoos to my collection, including of late a rather tasteless neck
tattoo Laughing Definitely not done with tattoos yet. My guy comes to my house and spends the day indulging my lack of taste.
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PostPosted: 22:27 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I'm keeping it real wid the cheek, nose, ears, nipples and tongue piercings.

You, clearly, are a wannabee.


I believe the viz magazine defines these, along with above the neck tattoos as "Jobstoppers".
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notabikeranym...
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Meef wrote:
but 95% of the time I just wanna be comfortable and give zero fucks what anyone around me thinks.

Do you think perhaps everyone else has realised
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a shirt with a boring button-up sweater* and some old-man-style chinos

is comfortable and you’re the one trying too hard? Laughing

* a what?


Chinos are not comfortable at all.

Also woops meant button up shirt and sweater hahaha.
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 30 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meef wrote:


Chinos are not comfortable at all.


You must be buying the wrong ones. None of that skinny fit pink trousers halfway down your arse crack nonsense for anaemic metrosexuals.

The only two places I an find comfy chinos that I can actually pull all the way up my legs and don't cut my ball sack in half when fastened round the waist are M&S and Joules. I want a loose fit, ample groin space and two belt loops at the back.
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notabikeranym...
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Meef wrote:


Chinos are not comfortable at all.


You must be buying the wrong ones. None of that skinny fit pink trousers halfway down your arse crack nonsense for anaemic metrosexuals.

The only two places I an find comfy chinos that I can actually pull all the way up my legs and don't cut my ball sack in half when fastened round the waist are M&S and Joules. I want a loose fit, ample groin space and two belt loops at the back.


I've yet to find these magical chinos. All of the ones I've worn are exactly as you've described. I hate anything that interferes with my balls.
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meef wrote:
I just wanna be comfortable and give zero fucks what anyone around me thinks


This is how I live. I stopped caring. I live constantly in trackies and a t-shirt. Unless I am going to meet someone or go to a function/ event then I don't wear anything else. Currently sitting in my office with shorts and a t-shirt on.
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
To bring a lighter note to this thread, wifie is of the opinion I and most other men never grow up. She honestly does not see all that I do to keep house, boat, cars etc. all running smoothly. I even cook for her but I still haven't grown up. Rolling Eyes Laughing


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PostPosted: 11:54 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Currently sitting in my office with shorts and a t-shirt on.


Please complete the picture and tell me you've a can of Tennant's Super on the go too..
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meef wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I'm keeping it real wid the cheek, nose, ears, nipples and tongue piercings.

You, clearly, are a wannabee.


Haha that's hardcore. I definitely have commitment issues because I couldn't do piercings or tattoos tbh.


not having tattoos is the new having tattoos
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
not having tattoos is the new having tattoos


Finally! I'm back in fashion Smile
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PostPosted: 14:04 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Please complete the picture and tell me you've a can of Tennant's Super on the go too..


Sorry to disappoint but I fucking despise Tennants it's like slightly alcoholic dishwater. I like me a Belhaven Best or Guinness Cool
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
I like me a Belhaven Best


Along with Tartan Bitter (and Tenants) makes for the (un)holy beer triangle of Scotland. I can remember a particularly dodgy evening in the Rod 'n' Reel in Crianlarich playing beer roulette between those three. It's like a game of bar-tag, only you run away from the beer. The actual dishwater would probably be better.

I guess if we're going for stereotypes, deep-fried mars bar for lunch? Wink
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThunderGuts wrote:
I guess if we're going for stereotypes, deep-fried mars bar for lunch? Wink


I think deep fried mars bars are like a myth or maybe there's like one of two chippies in the land where loads of tourists will be and do it for the memes I guess.

I have never been to a chippie in my whole life that offered deep fried mars bars Laughing the only time I've ever seen one attempted was at a house party and the mars bar dissolved and made a mess of their deep fat fryer Laughing

I am actually not into chocolate or sweets, but I basically inhale crisps Embarassed
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