What Grinds my gears archive B

[Ribenapigeon]

Threads broken

[Islander]

[hellkat]

Must be the season for it ... couple of weeks ago I had a nice eastern European woman sticking an ultrasound wand up my flangepiece.

It felt like a celebration, as its taken me years to get them to agree that I don't have to drink all that fucking water
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[hellkat]

Nothing remotely gear-grinding has happened to me today, because I have stayed indoors.

The only thing that slightly got up my nostril was that I put my lipstick on back to front*, and its been coming off on the crockery all fucking day.



*what I meantersay is: in the wrong order. I put on the lipstick and then I put on the plumping lip goo, which made the lipstick come off, which it never does because Maybe its Maybelline.
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[Weisse Schlange]

Rain

And Youtube adverts.
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Hing Oan

[P.]

[ThunderGuts]

Leaking tent. Again. It seems to be a lemon, but unfortunately every supply chain has been screwed since 2020 so getting a replacement seems to be nigh on impossible, even though it's almost new.
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[Diggs]

[Polarbear]

Re-educated! Not far from lobotomised is that.

Anyway, do it by zoom. You can have two computers side by side and play something while still contriving to look interested. I played CIV 4. Great fun.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[yen_powell]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I've never done one and never will. Thats most of a day of my life wasted trying to educate me about identifying speed limits and telling me that the faster you go, the more damage. I know and are fully aware of both these facts and when I speed I'm consciously doing so.

3 points means feck all on a licence. I'd rather pay £20 quid (the difference between fine and course) than waste that much of my life.

The fine used to be less than the course a few years ago but then they realised that insurance companies didn't give a fuck about 3 points for speeding.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[P.]

I'd rather it was squeaky clean as work requires 0 points to drive anything they own.

That said I can work and do the course, so I'd just do the course.

[Nobby the Bastard]

I have to tell them if I get banned because that means they have cover if someone crashes any fleet stuff whilst banned, cause disiplinary offence not to tell them.

Asdie from that, no shits given for minor road indisgresions.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Polarbear]

My course was abour 31/2 hours on zoom. I can hack that for the 'nil point'. It means if I fuck up again and outside the window for storie time lectures I will have only 3 points on my licemce, not six which will make a difference.

Nobby, aren't you cutting off your nose to spite your face with that attitude. It'a cheaper to take a course and after 3ish hours you're walking outwith still a clean licence. It's not like you even need to leave your house.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Nobby the Bastard]

Points don't really make a lot of difference until you get to 12.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Weisse Schlange]

[P.]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Weisse Schlange]

[Ste]

[P.]

[Freddyfruitba...]

Went to see the Stones at Anfield last night (gears oiled over that part. And can confirm Keef is apparently still alive).

Anyway. Went by car and decided to park in the city centre, and to play it safe, used the "JustPark" app to guarantee a space. Paid £12 for a 6-hour slot in a secure multistorey; hey ho. I then decided we might not be early enough so 'extended' the booking by bringing it forward an hour earlier. Was advised "£16", ie another £4... now that's double the hourly rate I'd just paid, but again, hey ho. Pressed 'confirm', only to be told I'd now paid £28 total. So, £16 for the extra 1 hour I might need. Unbelievable. (All was not lost though - they do have a free cancellation policy. Oh, except not within 24 hours of arrival). Chiselling BASTARDS.
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KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS

[Ribenapigeon]

The pratt wearing aftershave that smelled like mould who walked past my table where I was having lunch today.

[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

double post bimbo alert
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