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Ste
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need to go to Stonehaven if you want to visit the place that does deep fried mars bars. Sick

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PostPosted: 15:03 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Stonehaven


Sick no thanks, I'll pass. Anywhere in Aberdeenshire is full of wrong-un's Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:


PROTIP: Do not go to Stonehaven.

I used to live upstairs from a famous Edinburgh chippie called Pasquales (now part of the Mamaris kebab shop since the retirement/demise of Pasquale). He would think nothing of chucking you out if you were being rowdy but would also sub you a chippy if you left your student union card.

He would variously deep fry Mars bars, snickers, creme eggs, giant purple quality street, jaffa cakes and choc ices. Also pizzas, battered pizzas, scotch pies and burgers with cheese in the middle. That was all on the menu but i suspect if you particularly wanted a deep fried anything else, he'd have done it for you if you took one in.

He would not do deep fried mars bars after 1am though "Hey you. You be-a quiet inna Pasquales, iza 3 inna morning an you wanna snickers fritter? You have watsa ready. An finish that drink outside. Showa some respect!".
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 31 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Ste wrote:
Stonehaven


Sick no thanks, I'll pass. Anywhere in Aberdeenshire is full of wrong-un's Laughing


Ah ken fit lik.
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PostPosted: 08:49 - 01 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:

I have never been to a chippie in my whole life that offered deep fried mars bars Laughing


The first chippy in Scotland I went to was in Paisley and they had one on the menu so I got one (and regretted it about 30 seconds later). Sick
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PostPosted: 08:53 - 01 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much of it did you eat in those 30 seconds?

How long until your vomited it back up?
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PostPosted: 07:35 - 04 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
not having tattoos is the new having tattoos


Finally! I'm back in fashion Smile


lol yeah

what i actually meant though was that tattoos are sort of the new normal - a now fairly long established orthodoxy

NOT having tattoos is non-conformist, e.g. "ooh look mummy, that master doesn't have any green stuff on his skin!!"

"Yes dear - but it's rude to stare, now come on" - *hurriedly pulls small child along and out of sightline of strange no ink person*
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 08 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
How much of it did you eat in those 30 seconds?

How long until your vomited it back up?


50%. I retained it, just, but it did attempt to climb out of my gullet a few times. I kept washing it back down again with beer, with the added bonus of improving the taste.
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 08 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

In todays episode of adulting, I removed the baffle on the Spacker to reduce backfiring and increase overall noise.
Just been and turned half a tank of fuel into speed, noise and fire. Mission accomplished.
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 08 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:


lol yeah

what i actually meant though was that tattoos are sort of the new normal - a now fairly long established orthodoxy

NOT having tattoos is non-conformist, e.g. "ooh look mummy, that master doesn't have any green stuff on his skin!!"

"Yes dear - but it's rude to stare, now come on" - *hurriedly pulls small child along and out of sightline of strange no ink person*


Quite.. my pleasant but run-of the mill 18 year old niece is convinced she's being terribly daring and avant garde by getting a tattoo or two.. In reality she's running with the herd and enjoying making her Dad, my brother squirm.. I'm pretty sure this is the last wave of teens who will be lured in by this con..
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 08 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
In todays episode of adulting, I removed the baffle on the Spacker to reduce backfiring and increase overall noise.
Just been and turned half a tank of fuel into speed, noise and fire. Mission accomplished.


That sounds very hooligan-ish if you ask me.
Not at all adult. Cool
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 08 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

So leaving aside the conversazione about neurodiversity ...

Today's hellkat adulting was brought to you by the letters H.A.R.D. and W.O.R.K.
Joined-up handwriting work.
All day.
Not a turquoise crayon in sight.
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PostPosted: 00:25 - 26 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a most productive day yesterday. Sensible wifey procured us seats at the front of cattle class on a transatlantic flight so that we could enjoy a bit more leg room.
Normally I'm stuck at the back so I took the opportunity to load up on curry the night before and spent most of the nine hours farting, happy in the knowledge that every stuck up snob in first class had a most aromatic flight. Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 28 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

The SC suggested I should take care of my gardening tools, including the set of secateurs he gave me. So I did Shocked Shocked

I had an empty plastic crate in the alleyway so I put all the tools in there, along with my gloves and some old tights that I will probably use to tie up plants. Bound to be other stuff I will stick in there. How sensible!

I'm bloody tidying up after myself, its not right Folded arms
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 28 Jun 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

My daughter was born when we lived in Stonehaven. That was 28 years ago and they had the deep fried Mars bar back then.

I love a half deep fried pizza supper.
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 02 Jul 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

four words... Ear and nose hair.
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PostPosted: 02:31 - 03 Jul 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ariel Badger wrote:
four words... Ear and nose hair.


IIRC from threads long past, and freely chastise me if I'm wrong, shouldn't at least two of the words you post in this thread be prince and Albert? Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 03 Jul 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A prince albert seems like a rather arcane method of removing ear and nose hair Thinking
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