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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 06 May 2022    Post subject: Calne Bike Meet Camping 2022 UPDATE -Now 2023 Reply with quote

Soz, FB only...

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PostPosted: 14:24 - 06 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

For anyone who might be interested, it's on the last weekend of July.

Friday evening is beer club. On the Saturday there's bike stuff around Calne. Saturday evening is more beer.

https://www.calnebikemeet.com/

It's where nobby earned his custom title a few years ago. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 06 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saturday during the bike stuff is beer as well.
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 06 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

been on my to do list for a while, maybe this year I'll actually make it Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 06 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

the older i get the less i want to be around other people.
i hope all who attend have good weather and a good time.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 08 May 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Calne is nice. Definitely the biggest. They aren't really my thing, but I try to attend at least a couple of bike meets a year, anyway. Not sure why.
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 21 Jul 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Friday evening is beer club. On the Saturday there's bike stuff around Calne. Saturday evening is more beer.

Plans have been changed because there's kayaking training on the Saturday and then racing on the Sunday.

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PostPosted: 16:15 - 21 Jul 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

As ste has dropped out there is space in the bungalow if anyone wants to come.
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 30 Jul 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

If anyone is at calne today say hello.

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PostPosted: 19:26 - 13 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

2023 edition....

https://www.calnebikemeet.com/camping-2023/
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PostPosted: 04:38 - 19 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

dave001 wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:



Now where did i put that extra large rare earth magnet Twisted Evil


Check that metal plate screwed onto your skull. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 08:24 - 19 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surgical grade steel isn't magnetic. That icludes a lot of body peircing jewellery.
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PostPosted: 09:56 - 19 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like a job for my magnet fishing magnet.
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PostPosted: 10:51 - 19 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Surgical grade steel isn't magnetic. That icludes a lot of body peircing jewellery.


Even the Prince Harry?
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PostPosted: 14:37 - 19 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Even the Prince Harry?

Mine's titanium actually. Gives me an extra 0.00000000000000000001 bhp per tonne.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 19 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs Bastard had me take out my apadravya because I'm too big as is....
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PostPosted: 08:52 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was at Calne bike meet that Nobby made friends with a homosexual Harley rider and a traveller who wanted to fight Nobby. Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Mrs Bastard had me take out my apadravya because I'm too big as is....


True story bro:

I work with some guys from Philippines.

I remember years ago I went over to the welders shop to get something fabridoodled.

On the bench was a broken headlamp from a Toyota Land Cruiser, some burn marks on the bench with some glass beads.

The mechanic helper (Flip) explained the procedure to me.
The welder makes some beads from the headlamp glass. (I don't know why it has to be headlamp glass.)
When the beads are ready, the 'recipient' gets a small incision made in his Johnny Thomas behind the bulb.
Then a bead/ quantity of beads are inserted in the cut.
A couple of stiches are made to close the wound and a bandage applied.
The Rig Medic is 100% involved,
A course of antibiotics are given to the recipient and.
Hey presto, any woman he pucks will enjoy the sensation immensely and the extreme satisfaction.
They call the procedure Belitos.

There was another thing men did in the same region (Circa 1400 AD) where a small hollow bead of gold was inserted by similar methods.
Depending on personal wealth, one would have more than one hollow bead installed.
Inside the hollow bead there would be another pip of gold that rattled around inside the bead.
If a wealthy man was walking past one could gauge his wealth by the sound his beads made.
Probably where the term Bell End comes from
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Japanese traditionally did it with pearls.
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 20 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
If a wealthy man was walking past one could gauge his wealth by the sound his beads made.
Probably where the term Bell End comes from


Nobby the Bastard wrote:
The Japanese traditionally did it with pearls.


..probably where the term 'Jap's Eye' comes from..
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 05 Jul 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Booked my space.

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