How do you know you aare old?

[yen_powell]

[M.C]

[Hetzer]

[hellkat]

When you find yourself wondering when you might die, and of what.

Not really as ready for that as I imagined I was.

Not afraid of it, as such.
Just not ... erm, ready for it.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

My girlfriend didn't know what a tape cassette or Sony Walkman was until she seen one on Stranger Things...
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PRESENT: 2018 BMW S1000XR SE Sport.
PAST: 2009 Kawasaki ER-6F. 2021 Zontes ZT-125U.

[Blah blah]

When you realise that the first 916s came out 28 years ago and the GSXR 1100 was 36 years ago !

And I felt really old the other day when a relative asked my child for help doing something, rather than me.

[BanditsHigh]

[A100man]

[blurredman]

[bhinso]

[BanditsHigh]

^^^ Nope Didn't Experience ... see what I did there

I have zero recollection of the actual event and the 10 days afterwards ... seemingly everyday I was calling people and saying "You'll never guess what happened to me" ... also joined a few work meetings via video, had people visiting ... or so they say!!

They kept me in an induced coma for a few days, seemingly I was getting a bit unruly as I was coming round

First day I really remember was when I had my ICD (pacemaker) fitted on the 19th!

Interesting I had a blank screenshot taken on my phone around 8:27pm, which is around the time I collapsed ... I may have been trying to call for help, but only the big guy in the sky knows for sure.

All the best ... Barry

P.S. All of the above is what I've been told and what was written down in my 'Diary And Visitor Book' which my brother brought in ... initially filled in by my sister and brother, then by me.

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

[hellkat]

I have to admit: I sometimes do some typical household thing (emptying the washing machine, washing a cup) and I think "What if this is the last time I do this? I might drop dead before I do another one!" *

So although I am a lazy slattern, I do a bit of extra tidying up in case someone has to come in and find me karked out on the kitchen floor and I don't want them finding my knickers under the bed, etc.

And then I remind myself that my grandmother was 89 before she pegged it, and my mother is still doing alright at nearly 83, so I figure I might have another 20 years of washing up cups ... so I leave it for two weeks before I do it again.

Although I also think things like "What if this is the bacon sandwich that kills me? What if I choke cos I didn't chew it cos barely any back teeth?" - but I eat it anyway.

*What if I die and the cats eat my eyeballs?
#madcatlady

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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

What if i die in a meeting




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[BanditsHigh]

[hellkat]

I think the cleaning lady swipes the Henry round under there now and then, but there's some sort of toolbox (?) holding the central bit of the bed in place.

At some point in my romantic career, the bed broke and at the time the big bad ex ( ) reinforced it with extra wood - and then wedged the toolbox underneath it to support it centrally. And he's been gone a year or three by now - so its been there quite some time.
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[colin1]

I'm so old I forget how old I am and have to work it out from my date of birth and the current year.
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colin1 is officially faster than god

[blurredman]

[SpiritMr89]

Realised recently.

48mph to work.
Yer am that nobber. Did see over 700mile tank range last week.

Then wife gets in the car and checking mirrors tonsee if bank notes are flying out the boot.

Fecking manic that lass.

Work is a different matter, had 120ton airborne the other day.
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Hello

[Pete.]

[RhynoCZ]

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2022/10/23/bebaf2b96408c12e.mp4
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Robby]

[Ste]

The fallout from photobucket wanting people to start paying is nothing compared to what will happen when imgur.com does the same.

[Easy-X]