A Joke A Day

[RhynoCZ]

https://www.rouming.cz/upload/ohen_funguje___.jpg
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[King29]

https://i.imgur.com/LbZAUiB.jpeg

[RhynoCZ]

https://www.rouming.cz/archived/-Deposits-______23.11.2012.jpg
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Howling Terror]

Just cost me £1.to put air in my tyres. Used to be 20p.
Suppose that's inflation for you
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[chickenstrip]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[chickenstrip]

It's not a Goodyear for tyred old jokes.
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Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[MCN]

[B1N]

Earlier today I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper........

I was Dicing with Death.



Tim Vine joke

[King29]

Why do German shower heads have eleven holes?

Because Jews only have 10 fingers/thumbs.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[recman]

[B1N]

Ever hear about the Indian Chief who drank 40 cups of tea?
He drowned in his tea-pee.

Wife told me that one

[RhynoCZ]

I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.

Definitely time for a new keyboard.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[bhinso]

canyoufixthespacebaronmykeyboard

[King29]

Soviet joke.

An old man is applying to the state for housing.
He looks over the form and it has 4 questions.

1. Where were you born?
2. Where were you educated?
3. Where do you live?
4. Where would you like to live?

The old man thinks about it and writes down:-

St. Petersburg
Petrograd
Leningrad
St. Petersburg.

[Howling Terror]

My Grandad always used to say, When one door closes another one opens.

Great bloke, terrible Submarine Captain
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[A100man]

From Finland..

Sakke and Ville are sitting in a cottage in the middle of nowhere. They've been drinking for three days straight and they finally run out of booze.
Sakke says to his mate "Hey, go and look in the tool shed and see if there's anything to drink there."
Ville comes back with a bottle of methanol, and says "We could drink this, but we'd go blind."
Sakke looks slowly around the cottage and out the window, and says "I think I've seen enough."
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[Howling Terror]

I just spent £100 on a belt that doesn’t fit.

Huge waist.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[virus]

My penis was in the Guiness book of records once, I got banned from the library for that one.
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[Skudd]

Ironic, Germany running out of gas.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[to v or not to v]

Won my first cage fight today...

Fucking Budgie never knew what hit him.
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[Howling Terror]

My mate just found out he failed the RAF entrance exam.

Apparently the bomb bay doors are not an Indian tribute act.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[B1N]

Did you know that a steak pie costs £2.60 in St. Lucia,
a mince pie costs £1.99 in St. Kitts and a chicken pie costs £2 in Jamaica?

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

[Easy-X]

I once dated twins and people often asked me how I could tell them apart. Well, Lisa painted her nails purple...

...and Bob had a cock.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter