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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 09 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Rectal use only.


Needs stickers and googly eyes.
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PostPosted: 12:29 - 10 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Artist wrote:
For taking dick pics right?


No, for that I need one of these Laughing

https://www.jeol.co.jp/products/product_file/file/2092_thumbnail_en.jpg
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 10 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Rectal use only.


No for that I have one of these puppies:

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbuuD1lkY0JSAzQymS2sbnvgItP4MjmmIlyCjwqgOPFvnGJElQJOmnv5DFL5xwsFLO_K8xNtSfvuYUNkL3DqaF1_FUwPUrPgC7JCXJqJEVS8REtGAgqTad&usqp=CAE
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 10 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Picked up a Beretta 92 (M9 Pistol)

https://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/CabelasCA/301331-266574?wid=460&hei=460

Last one for me before the Canada new pistol ban comes into force. Not a fan of 9mm pistols but beggars cant be choosers, and the 92 has a Italian coolness about it plus all the movies that they appear in.
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 10 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

tatters wrote:
Picked up a Beretta 92 (M9 Pistol)

https://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/CabelasCA/301331-266574?wid=460&hei=460

Last one for me before the Canada new pistol ban comes into force. Not a fan of 9mm pistols but beggars cant be choosers, and the 92 has a Italian coolness about it plus all the movies that they appear in.


My dreams of eventually retiring to Canada and having a Glock G20 in 10mm Auto are now dead Crying or Very sad would have been nice to have an AR15 variant before they were cancelled too and also a GM6 Lynx would have been nice. Oh well.
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 10 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are always work arounds, AR-15 variants got banned but a few Canadian company's make other less common armalite designs that are non-restricted and not registered.

This is my dad on a resent visit from the UK shooting my WK180C which is a Canadian made semi auto copy of a AR-18. Cost me $900CAD new, and the internals bolt carrier/rails/gas system etc is the same as the L85A.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Ue6FTnb2M

https://preview.redd.it/p4avve1htvt21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8a17cc8ed530d5d293801733df9ac40bef5dd8dd
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 10 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

tatters wrote:
There are always work arounds, AR-15 variants got banned but a few Canadian company's make other less common armalite designs that are non-restricted and not registered.

This is my dad on a resent visit from the UK shooting my WK180C which is a Canadian made semi auto copy of a AR-18. Cost me $900CAD new, and the internals bolt carrier/rails/gas system etc is the same as the L85A.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Ue6FTnb2M

https://preview.redd.it/p4avve1htvt21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=8a17cc8ed530d5d293801733df9ac40bef5dd8dd


Well that can clearly put a hole in one side of somebody and out the other. Why exactly are they banning the other ones that can do exactly the same? Are they fucktarded?
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 10 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its purely political trying to appeal to there dumb liberal inner city voter base.

A funny example was the previous bans on certain models and variants back in the 1990`s. They listed the Heckler & Koch G11 as a banned rifle, the same rifle that appeared in the movie "demolition man" which never went into production.....Doh!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/72416a221b03e3c6bbfa6909834a42c4/13667376ff967d91-06/s500x750/23a89deb22f8d670a5be23d684c04fca767f7946.jpg
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 11 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kraut Space Magic: the H&K G11
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Ste
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 13 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I own a boat now. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 13 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
I own a boat now. Mr. Green

Don't overload it...

https://migrantnews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/irn.jpg
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 13 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
I own a boat now. Mr. Green


Welcome to the ranks of the floating elite. What have you got?

A nice Sunseeker?
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0hfu3vjow3mSefkfAXAvIQBrNzap3u137ag&usqp=CAU

A pretty schooner?
https://venturesailholidays.com/wp-content/uploads/Kairos-1920x1280-560x520.jpg

An inflatable kayak?
https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/7f1/3bb/b3177b1312e66d18df61305fb92d8dad06-kayaks-lede.rsocial.w1200.jpg

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PostPosted: 21:21 - 13 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you can sail it , fly it, or fuck it. Rent it.


A bottomless money pit awaits lol.
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 13 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems the last thing ste bought was a combination of tequila and red wine judging by what no 1 son is throwing up. We're leaving him to sleep in the back garden cause hot enough. No idea where Ste is.
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 14 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

sailing off into the horizon.
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 14 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pair of Alpinestars CR-X Drystar Riding Shoes (how comfy? FMG!) and a back protector to go in my jacket. Oh, RST Pro Series Adventure-X CE Textile Jeans coming today too.
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 14 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not me personally but wifie using my credit card.

11, yes eleven bath sheets (bloody big towels I call them) from Tescos because they were on offer at £2.95 each.

OK, they're cheap but why do we need 11? Well, it seems she's bought them for eldest daugfhter as well as she hasn't got many towels. Umm, why didn't you tell her they were on offer and she go buy them? 'she's got no money till pay day'

Neither have I now bitch.

Please note she does not read this forum (I hope)
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 14 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
What have you got?

One of these, the white one to be specific.

https://i.imgur.com/I1D4CIy.jpg
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 14 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
What have you got?

One of these, the white one to be specific.

https://i.imgur.com/I1D4CIy.jpg

When do you leave for Panama?

Also since when have you been allowed to embed images? Shocked

I'm scared...
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 14 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
What have you got?

One of these, the white one to be specific.

https://i.imgur.com/I1D4CIy.jpg



Bloody hell, I very much doubt my fat arse would even get in that seat. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 14 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

He was too hung over to get in the thing today so when the kayak club don't get into the finals it'll be his fault.

(Several years on the photo front....)

Am I right in thinking that the black one is the No. 2's boat?
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 15 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't take my boat but the I did get in the boat I took and did try paddling however it was as terrible as expected so I didn't race. Sad

That's not his boat, his boat is blue.
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 15 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weisse Schlange wrote:
If you can sail it , fly it, or fuck it. Rent it.


This needs pinned somewhere as the best advice ever given on BCF Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 15 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xbox series x
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 18 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is what my wife bought me today, it's on special in Waitrose.
Black Tot Finest Caribbean Rum.
https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/black-tot-finest-caribbean-rum/821154-778444-778445

I haven't tried this stuff before, she knows I'm a pirate, and pirates need their rum. Cool
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