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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha |
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha World Chat Champion
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Posted: 09:51 - 21 Aug 2022 Post subject: we are currently experiencing an abnormal volume of calls |
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Is any organisation, business or service currently NOT experiencing a high volume of calls?
Every f***ing phone call i make is greeted with that caveat. Almost without exception now.
You c*nts can't ALL be experiencing abnormal call volumes ALL the time!!
Automated voices should say "We are permanently understaffed and utterly unwilling to employ more people to deal with phone enquiries - but so is everyone else, and for that reason you can f***ing well lump it, pal. You ain't gonna hear any different from anyone else."
Abnormal call volumes are the not-very-new-normal. Voice should therefore say "We are currently experiencing an abnormally LOW volume of calls and a person will speak to you immediately. Please do not faint in shock." ____________________ "Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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Posted: 11:09 - 21 Aug 2022 Post subject: |
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I wonder how many of them have a revenue share non-geographic phone number... Like 0843, 0844, 0845, 0870 and 0871.
The longer these keep you on hold, the more money they make. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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B5234FT Brolly Dolly
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 1 year, 251 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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