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Keithy
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 09 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks.

Does this explain the popularity of ‘bent over’ sports bikes where all your weight is on your wrists?

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PostPosted: 13:58 - 09 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
See, I always thought it was called a "Portugese hand pump".
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Ste
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 09 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
A Portuguese wank as first explained to me as a naive cadet on my first ship....

Start off with one hand while sitting on the other. When you get pins and needles in the hand you are sitting on, swap hands and it feels like someone else is doing it to you.

And no, I never tried it. Embarassed

I also have no idea why Portuguese, maybe Vasco da Gama invented it!.

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Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger". What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out.
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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 11:40 - 12 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think he meant Portuguese breakfast.
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bhinso
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 23 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
A Portuguese wank as first explained to me as a naive cadet on my first ship....

Start off with one hand while sitting on the other. When you get pins and needles in the hand you are sitting on, swap hands and it feels like someone else is doing it to you.

And no, I never tried it. Embarassed

I also have no idea why Portuguese, maybe Vasco da Gama invented it!.

Gone in sixty seconds wrote:
Yo, so check out my new move. I call it "the Stranger". What I do is, I sit on my hand for, like, 15, 20 minutes, until it goes numb. No feeling at all. And then I rub one out.


I thought this was called the sleeping beauty.

Special move has many names...
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's already an offence to open a door into the path of moving traffic. hellodear.in

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