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PostPosted: 20:28 - 09 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Women have always been like that, seems to be in their genes ... and at some point they'll remind you and more than once.

Could be they are related to elephants!


You aren't going to be enjoying too many senior moments if you let that slip when in female company. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 09 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

going to another room in the house for something, and then forgetting what that something was, once i arrive at the other room. blooming annoying. Mad
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 10 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:
going to another room in the house for something, and then forgetting what that something was, once i arrive at the other room. blooming annoying. Mad


It gets worse ... standing up and forgetting why you just stood up!!
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PostPosted: 14:36 - 10 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's this thread about again?
Oh yeah...

BanditsHigh wrote:
to v or not to v wrote:
going to another room in the house for something, and then forgetting what that something was, once i arrive at the other room. blooming annoying. Mad


It gets worse ... standing up and forgetting why you just stood up!!


And they say weed is supposed to be bad for short term memory! Having said that, I can't remember the last time I indulged.
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 10 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:
going to another room in the house for something, and then forgetting what that something was, once i arrive at the other room. blooming annoying. Mad


I always find myself standing in the second room, going "Why did I send myself into this room?"
I have to go back to where I was, and remember why.
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 10 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
to v or not to v wrote:
going to another room in the house for something, and then forgetting what that something was, once i arrive at the other room. blooming annoying. Mad


I always find myself standing in the second room, going "Why did I send myself into this room?"
I have to go back to where I was, and remember why.
Brick Wall


But that does work, so all is not lost.

Today's senior moment arrived in the park while on the dog walk.
I seem to have been absorbed into the old men's group.
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 10 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked oh noes!
Run. While you still can.

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PostPosted: 22:54 - 10 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is my dilemma:
When I get on the tube (to work or back) and there are no seats, I get quite annoyed.
And I think "Do you not know how old I am? Did you not see me wave my pensioner bus-pass as I got on? Stand up and let a poor old woman sit down".
I forget that I am invariably done up to the nines: hair dyed, lipstick and eyeshadow, jewellery from Claires Accessories ( Laughing ) - something sparkly somewhere. And I probably don't look as old as I feel.
Besides, there's usually someone more needy than I am. Older looking, certainly Wink

But even though I am gagging for someone to kindly offer me a seat, I then get all paranoid if they do, and start thinking "OMG I must look old and tired today".

So either way, I can't win.
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
This is my dilemma:
When I get on the tube (to work or back) and there are no seats, I get quite annoyed.
And I think "Do you not know how old I am? Did you not see me wave my pensioner bus-pass as I got on? Stand up and let a poor old woman sit down".
I forget that I am invariably done up to the nines: hair dyed, lipstick and eyeshadow, jewellery from Claires Accessories ( Laughing ) - something sparkly somewhere. And I probably don't look as old as I feel.
Besides, there's usually someone more needy than I am. Older looking, certainly Wink

But even though I am gagging for someone to kindly offer me a seat, I then get all paranoid if they do, and start thinking "OMG I must look old and tired today".

So either way, I can't win.


Imagine how us men feel then!? To give up the seat or not to give up the seat- that is the question! Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread has brought back a memory of me being utterly stupid - and not even old at the time!

I was a student in my early 20's in Sheffield, saved up and brought myself a new mountain bike to get around on. In those days I lived in a student house and the only way to get in touch with family was the 'incoming only' landline, or the phone box at the end of the road. So I'd often be given a message from the students I was sharing the house with telling me my mum had called.
I'd go down to the phone box and call her back.

Cue me deciding to ride down on my nice new bike, park it behind the phone box then 30mins later walk back home and chill for the evening.
2 hours later the alarm bell in my head went 'Shit, shit, shit where's your bike'!!!
Of course it was long gone by the time I got back to the phone box Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 17:58 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah the good old days of phone boxes that worked!
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feasty wrote:

Imagine how us men feel then!? To give up the seat or not to give up the seat- that is the question! Laughing


I'm always very grateful and would never bash anyone with my handbag for being impertinent Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Ah the good old days of phone boxes that worked!


Wait a minute, phone boxes always worked.

Unless you just wanted to use the phone in it.
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now they work....as Barbara Cartland novel depositories
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 11 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd quite like to have one outside my house. I'm tempted to just make one of those little book-swapping birdhouse type things. Not a whole wopping great phone-box.

It would be fun to fill it with books with "entertaining" titles, and see how often the same people came round to see what was on offer ... Thinking

I keep my front window open quite a lot, even in the winter, cos I like the cats coming and going out the window, and I can see my bike from the living room, so I could people-watch and see who takes the pervy books Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:51 - 12 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to use one of the big red phone boxes down the road from me where I used to live not long ago quite often as I think I worked out it was cheaper to use than my landline for outgoing.

Sometimes the coins would get stuck or it would stop working for whatever reason and I would just report it to BT and it would get fixed.

There's 3 or 4 in my old town that still had phones in them that worked. I seem to recall as a teenager getting the numbers from them and calling them in the middle of the night to see if anyone would pick up. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 12 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_telephone_box

I knew about phone boxes since for ever.

They are a curio now.

They were one of things good teachers would explain how to operate. We still had those unfathomable mechanical money box ones with the big metal buttons .

Load your coin/s (Keep some handy for extended calls.)
Dial the number.
When the number picks up push the big button and drop the coin dropped into the machinery.
And bla bla bla bla until the money ran out.
Beep beep... load the next coin to bla bla bla...
Hang up and any unused coins were shat out the return cup.

Millennials would be propah fcuked.
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 12 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I'd quite like to have one outside my house. I'm tempted to just make one of those little book-swapping birdhouse type things. Not a whole wopping great phone-box.
It would be fun to fill it with books with "entertaining" titles, and see how often the same people came round to see what was on offer

This you?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/angry-villagers-fume-take-filth-24017489
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 13 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_telephone_box

I knew about phone boxes since for ever.

They are a curio now.

They were one of things good teachers would explain how to operate. We still had those unfathomable mechanical money box ones with the big metal buttons .

Load your coin/s (Keep some handy for extended calls.)
Dial the number.
When the number picks up push the big button and drop the coin dropped into the machinery.
And bla bla bla bla until the money ran out.
Beep beep... load the next coin to bla bla bla...
Hang up and any unused coins were shat out the return cup.

Millennials would be propah fcuked.


Millennials are proper phucked by the dial.
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 15 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just had another one.

For years I've been buying bird food, flour etc, in sacks that are closed by stitching. Pull it in the right way and it just unravels.

Today I could not remember how to do it. I pulled and created a knot. In the end, out came the knife and a viscious Freddy Kruger slash had it open and half a ton of sunflower hearts over the kitchen floor. Brick Wall

i just goggled how to open them and I remember now. FFS.
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 15 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I just had another one.

For years I've been buying bird food, flour etc, in sacks that are closed by stitching. Pull it in the right way and it just unravels.

Today I could not remember how to do it. I pulled and created a knot. In the end, out came the knife and a viscious Freddy Kruger slash had it open and half a ton of sunflower hearts over the kitchen floor. Brick Wall

i just goggled how to open them and I remember now. FFS.


Was it a Mail Bag or Female Bag?
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 15 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I just had another one.

For years I've been buying bird food, flour etc, in sacks that are closed by stitching. Pull it in the right way and it just unravels.

Today I could not remember how to do it. I pulled and created a knot. In the end, out came the knife and a viscious Freddy Kruger slash had it open and half a ton of sunflower hearts over the kitchen floor. Brick Wall

i just goggled how to open them and I remember now. FFS.


Was it a Mail Bag or Female Bag?


You Sir, are sexist. It was a they them bag.
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 16 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, I've never been able to work out which string to pull. I used to get proper wound up with bags of onions, fucking things.

I've always just cut the bastards with scissors Laughing
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