What Grinds my gears archive B

[Polarbear]

[grr666]

[MCN]

[grr666]

Very funny BCF...
Very funny.
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[Freddyfruitba...]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

I once knew a constipated mathematician. He used to work it out with a pencil.

I eat dried fruit and mixed nuts once a day, and an apple most days, which keeps me regular even if the rest of my meals that day don't happen to have much fibre.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Easy-X]

I always eat the skin when I have a baked potato
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[MCN]

[pepperami]

YouTube: it’s changed lately .

Apart from the fact that a LOT more childish rubbish seems to being put up these days.
The fugking adverts invade EVERY single thing I watch .
Even old videos about fishing or old motorbikes or pop videos .
So much more so than usual
It drives me fugging bonkers!!!!

How can YouTube think this is a good thing?
Surely more people will start looking at other platforms to view thier videos if YouTube make the experience so shite!
I know I will.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[stinkwheel]

Youtube keeps showing me stuff I've already watched. It's also started forgetting I already watched it. It also keeps unsubscribing me from channels youtube doesn't like the content of (mostly 'mericans blowing shit up).
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[Ribenapigeon]

[MarJay]

[Diggs]

Used the expression 'face like a punched lasagne' tonight whilst watching Grace Dent not enjoying something on Professional Masterchef tonight.

I thought it was apt, but the family ignored me as usual...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[recman]

[Easy-X]

This week in "I almost took some c*nt out" I overtook one of those stand up electric scooters... at >40 mph Thing is it's mostly 20mph zones in that part of town. Mostly. Not the bit I was on obviously... errm... not sure why I'm even mentioning it TBH
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Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Diggs]

Other members of my family. I went out 'for a couple' last night, and true to form I got in at 03.00 this morning. I was quiet and respectful and I did the decent thing and slept on the sofa. At about 08.00 this morning some comedian opened the living room door wide, let the dog in, put the telly in the kitchen on loud and went back to bed. What really gets me is that they have just baulked at my suggestion that today I go up in the loft, get out an old b&w telly, put it on the landing and at 08.00 tomorrow morning I open everybody's bedroom doors and put it on very loud so they can all enjoy weekend breakfast television like I have just done.
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[recman]

The general stench of musty B.O./mouldy clothes/stale cigarettes in the likes of CEX.

[Weisse Schlange]

My final wage coming up short.

Pensions don't kick in till next month and I suspect my twat supervisor has put in holidays when I was off sick.

Might have to commando in tomorrow to check up.
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Hing Oan

[blurredman]

[to v or not to v]

[Weisse Schlange]

[Weisse Schlange]

[grr666]

Well, to make a change from complaining about the lack of stuff coming out of my arse for a change, I'd like to complain
about something going into it. Namely Bristol Airports thieving cock. I just returned from dropping off someone who I
used to work with at the airport for their early flight, I pulled into the quick drop off car park to do just that and was gouged
a full fiver for being in there all of two minutes. Drove in, pulled up, hopped out, opened boot, removed 1 small case,
closed boot, said goodbye, got back in and drove straight out again. 120 seconds maximum. Last time I did this (admittedly
about 5 years ago) it was a quid. Is there anyone who hasn't exploited covid to artificially inflate prices? Fucksake.
There's signs warning you all the way along the road into the place that if you stop and drop someone anywhere along
there it's a £100 fine enforced by camera so you're forced into the drop off bit by default. Fucking bandits.
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[Polarbear]