Ring-wing film reviews in 30 seconds

[Easy-X]

Avatar, 2009

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0499549/

Cripple gets plumb defence contract despite being entirely unsuited to the job - wheelchairs are not suited to warzones. They also skipped the psych exam Spends most of the movie trying to get down on some blue muff so probably a Furry then turns his back on his own people condemning billions to misery and death back on Earth. FFS the natives weren't exploiting the resources anyway they should have taken the win and moved when asked. By rights they'd be under the whip working the mines. Some allegory about transgenderism at the end...

CGI was good!
____________________
Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[MCN]

Woah... There cowboy.

The right were the mining company.
They were only after Unobtainium. (Three clicks over from Unearthlium on the Periodic.)
The cripple was defo trying to jump Big Bird but he also did display capitalist notions in his pursuit of his own happiness.
Exploit a regions mineral wealth and indigenous population to 'get his legs back'.

He found his thrill on bluepeople hill.

For the record, the CGI was good and I would have pumped Big Bird too.
____________________
Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[WD Forte]

This sexist hateful BCF speech is all too typical nowadays
you should be ashamed !!
Haven't seen the movie so cant really comment on that
This big bird, does she have big tits?
____________________
bikers smell of wee

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

https://i.postimg.cc/Z5q9v5fh/028DDCD3-45CF-4176-8B2C-91D6620C45C7.jpg

[Easy-X]

Elysium, 2013

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1535108/

Petty criminal goes on a rampage after a workplace accident which quickly descends into outright terrorism. Allying himself with violent extremists he plots to steal medical technology to keep himself alive but instead curses the entire population of Earth with immortality.

Nice to see some African representation in leading role.
____________________
Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[A100man]

Not a film but I once read this review of revered James Joyce classic Ulysses..

'Man goes for a walk in Dublin, nothing much happens'.

I was relieved not to have to read it myself I can tell you.
____________________
Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[MCN]

[WD Forte]

Old Yeller:
Dog goes mad and it take ages for someone to MTFU and shoot the fucker.

Thelma and Louise:
Bitches be crazy

Brokeback mountain:
Poofters on horses go camping
____________________
bikers smell of wee

[A100man]

[WD Forte]

you can say that cos its on the interweb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WjZBkQMAMw
____________________
bikers smell of wee

[MCN]

https://youtu.be/x-ghNgE8QYc

All bases covered.
____________________
Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[WD Forte]

while we're on this topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcKPUaBbYaM
____________________
bikers smell of wee

[A100man]

Harry Potter - all of them.

Snotty-nosed school-kid wizard fends off baddie wizard who may or may not have morphed into a monster.
____________________
Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600