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Posted: 13:55 - 27 Nov 2022 Post subject: |
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Credit card verification processes. Yes, I get it, 2-factor authentication is how it's done now and is a pain in the arse. What grinds my gears is they now ask for your full password. You used to have to give three digits. Typing in the whole thing leaves it vulnerable to a keylogger attack and is as-such, less secure than it was before.
Don't tell me you're making me go through this rigmarole for increased security when you have actively made your system less secure! ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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I've just worked out why my Italian shrink's appointments kept jumping off the Outlook calendar whilst I was in New Zealand.
Cos its 12 hours time difference, duhhhhh
He kept asking me if/why they were booked in for Monday and I was saying, No, no ...its Tuesday as usual!
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Fugking old people grind my gears !
A very rude old bitch-cow pushed passed me in the shop to get served before me, even though the cashier was about to serve me.
And an old boy, fishing on the river near to where I live.
As I passed, I asked him politely if he’d caught anything.
To which he replied “fuck off” , miserable old wanker .
What is wrong with people? Why do they have to be so unpleasant? ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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Posted: 15:51 - 30 Nov 2022 Post subject: |
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And an old boy, fishing on the river near to where I live.
As I passed, I asked him politely if he’d caught anything.
To which he replied “fuck off” , miserable old wanker .
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Having one of those days.
There's been a dead 4' fluorescent tube standing in the corner at home for about 6 months. 'Er indoors, ever pissed off at the mess, has wanted to just lob it in the wheelie bin but I have refused to let her, cos of The Planet etc etc, saying I'll take it down to the tip (aka 'recycling centre') next time I go, to get rid properly. But of course I've kept on forgetting or had better things to do. Until today. The car was full to the gunwales with sacks of leaves (mainly because some fucker nicked our garden waste wheelie bin last week - which is a whole other gear-grinder) so I was heading out to the tip, and finally grabbed the offending fluorescent tube, to take that too.
And what happened? The bloody tube broke on the way, so after all my efforts to be Green, my car is now full of mercury vapour, argon, and shards of broken glass. FML ____________________ KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS |
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pepperami wrote: | Fugking old people grind my gears !
A very rude old bitch-cow pushed passed me in the shop to get served before me, even though the cashier was about to serve me.
And an old boy, fishing on the river near to where I live.
As I passed, I asked him politely if he’d caught anything.
To which he replied “fuck off” , miserable old wanker .
What is wrong with people? Why do they have to be so unpleasant? | Many years ago I went to the post office at Mile End in my lunch hour. Small half shop, half post office, type of thing.
1/ I followed a very old white lady in and she physically threw the door shut in my face so that if I hadn't caught it quickly I'd have had a bloody nose. She turned and said, Oh, I thought you was a Paki.
2/ There was one lady at the single counter. She was Bangladeshi and had a small baby crying in a push chair. Her paperwork was already on the counter, but she was leaning down shushing her child. The old lady, leaned around her, slapped her pension book on top of the other paperwork and demanded her pension money. The Bangladeshi lady straightened up and the white old lady was sort of inside her arms. They proceeded to argue with each other. The baby started screaming more loudly.
3/ A very large middle aged man had walked in and started queueing very close behind me. He was breathing so hard my hair was moving and he was emitting a whistling noise with each breath.
4/ Whilst all this was going on I noticed what appeared to be a grown man, but with some sort of learning difficulties, over by a stack of canned fizzy drinks. He was picking up each can, shaking it like mad, then putting it back. He was working his way through the whole lot.
5/ I gave up and left them all to it, fucking cockneys, chirpy happy go lucky people my arse. I have stuck to only using my own local post office since that day. ____________________ Blackmail is a nasty word........but not as nasty as phlegm!
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Another typical interlude in the average London day ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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pepperami wrote: | Fugking old people grind my gears !
A very rude old bitch-cow pushed passed me in the shop to get served before me, even though the cashier was about to serve me.
And an old boy, fishing on the river near to where I live.
As I passed, I asked him politely if he’d caught anything.
To which he replied “fuck off” , miserable old wanker .
What is wrong with people? Why do they have to be so unpleasant? |
I used to go fishing many years ago and part of my reason for giving it up was the preponderance of blokes making conversation. Nobody goes fishing because they're looking for conversation. |
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Cant be as bad as Yorkshire the place is like a reservation for the learning disabled. I was watching Bargain loving brits in the sun today, it was as if Yorkshires social services had contracted out its services for people with LD to Spain. |
Think about it though.. they're also the ones that are smart enough to negotiate their way out of the country... ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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Quote: | Cant be as bad as Yorkshire the place is like a reservation for the learning disabled. |
Surely this description is more suited to London Town? People like living in Yorkshire. All I hear from Londoners is how their beloved city has turned to shit, yet they still live there. Go figure.... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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Quote: | Post persons who are on bloody strike, funny how no one went on strike during furlough, Bastards. |
Posties didn't get furlough. They had to work through it unlike much of the population who got a paid holiday. ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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I have a solar-powered light near the front door so I can see the keyhole, and I expected it to be crap but actually it’s quite good even after three years. However, if I leave work later then 6:00 the passing neighbours will have triggered it enough times to render the light pathetic when I get home.
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 1 year, 170 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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