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You know when you're annoyed about something.
But you're not quite sure what it is that you're annoyed about...
But you're definitely grouchy about something.
And *everything* that happens ... makes it worse.
Yeah, that
And you end up being annoyed about EVERYTHING.
Even if you're actually not.
Fuckit, I'm going back to bed. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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that_impulse_guy Nitrous Nuisance
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Posted: 20:47 - 01 Apr 2023 Post subject: |
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I'm starting to get extremely annoyed with the current cult of Agile at work. "ceremonies"..."user stories"...fucking t-shirt sizes....daily standups...
pls go swivel, things were perfectly fine before you inserted yourself and all your buddies at some sort of middle management layer and started telling us we were all doing our job the wrong way (i.e. not your way, according to ze book...ze book you all carry around with and quote from)
p.s. everything is shit now and takes 10 times longer to do and the end result resembles poop and its not that we're doing agile wrong, its agile that is poop. period. ____________________ Gone: Yamaha DT50lc, Suzuki DR500, Suzuki A100, Kawasaki z250ltd, RD350YPVS, Suzuki DR Big, Kawasaki AR125, Kawasaki KMX200, Suzuki GS1000S, Katana 1100, GS550M, Suzuki RGV250
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Posted: 22:47 - 01 Apr 2023 Post subject: |
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Fucking itchy scalp. It's driving me mad. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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Posted: 22:52 - 01 Apr 2023 Post subject: |
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I had to look up what agile was.
Sound like leaving the prisoners in charge of the jail if you ask me.
I know a few software developers personally and I wouldn't trust them to organise themselves into a matching pair of clean socks. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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Quite the reverse ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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that_impulse_guy Nitrous Nuisance
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stinkwheel wrote: |
I know a few software developers personally. |
thats the hilarious part there...I'm not a softdev..yeah I do IT but that part of the world doesnt translate to what I do...but here we are, forced to do things the agile way.
Folks that preach agile will tell you it "extends" to all parts of life. Its cool to manage a remote team in Asia and gauge weekly performances and treat them like kids and specify everything to a T, and then generate fortnightly invoices based on deliverables...making a website.
for all other situations, its poop. ____________________ Gone: Yamaha DT50lc, Suzuki DR500, Suzuki A100, Kawasaki z250ltd, RD350YPVS, Suzuki DR Big, Kawasaki AR125, Kawasaki KMX200, Suzuki GS1000S, Katana 1100, GS550M, Suzuki RGV250
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Papering over the cracks. "Teams in Asia" are cheap for a reason ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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