Skynet?

[Ayrton]

[Easy-X]

[rpsmith79]

"York student uses AI chatbot to get parking fine revoked"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-65126772
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[DaddyStu]

My son showed me how you can get someone elses essay off the internet and have the AI scan it and fail it for plagiarism. You can then ask the AI to re-write and make it appear original.... then it passes the plagiarism test. Despite being almost identical.

Long way from that to judgment day perhaps but through runaway self-learning we could potentially go between the 2 in less than a day.

All we need is one press of a button from an 'intelligent idiot' who wants to be first and win the Nobel prize for knobhead.
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Daddystu
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[Lord Percy]

[Easy-X]

[Jmoan]

Why are these bot things popping up like mushrooms now?Where were they for the last decade or so when we could have benefited from it instead of rubbish search engines and other jobby software taking the piss.

[Ste]

ChatGPT uses one of the many free letter templates available online to appeal a parking ticket and then takes all the credit for writing the letter?

[Ste]

Write me a hot story about why motorcycle helmets do not have wipers on their visors.

It was a dark and stormy night, and John was riding his motorcycle through the winding roads of the mountains. The rain was pouring down in sheets, making it almost impossible to see through his visor.

As he struggled to keep his bike on the road, he couldn't help but wonder why motorcycle helmets didn't have wipers on their visors. After all, car windshields had them, so why not helmets?

He decided to pull over at a gas station to take a break from the relentless rain. As he walked inside to buy a cup of coffee, he overheard a group of bikers talking about the same thing.

"Can you believe they still haven't come up with wipers for our helmets?" one of them said.

"It's ridiculous," another replied. "I almost crashed my bike the other day because I couldn't see through the rain."

John decided to join in on the conversation. "Do you guys know why helmets don't have wipers on their visors?"

The group looked at him skeptically, wondering if he was about to give them some conspiracy theory.

"Well," John began, "it's actually a pretty hot story. Back in the 80s, a helmet manufacturer tried to create a helmet with a wiper on the visor. They spent millions of dollars on research and development, and finally came up with a prototype."

"Sounds great so far," one of the bikers said.

"But," John continued, "when they tested it out on the road, they found that the wiper caused a huge distraction for the rider. It was constantly moving back and forth, blocking their vision and making it difficult to focus on the road."

The group looked at each other in disbelief.

"So, the manufacturer scrapped the idea," John said. "They decided that it was more important to have a clear, unobstructed view of the road than to have a wiper on the visor."

The bikers nodded in agreement, realizing that safety should always come first.

As John got back on his bike and continued on his journey, he couldn't help but feel grateful for his helmet's clear visor, even in the pouring rain. And he knew that he had just shared a hot story with a group of fellow riders, all thanks to his curiosity about why motorcycle helmets didn't have wipers on their visors.

Write me a steamy story about a car and a dragon

Once upon a time, in a land where mythical creatures roamed freely, there was a sleek, black sports car named Luna. Luna was the envy of all the other cars, with her curvaceous body, glossy paint, and powerful engine that purred like a beast waiting to be unleashed.

One day, Luna found herself alone in a desolate canyon, exploring the winding roads that led deeper into the wilderness. Little did she know, she was being watched from above by a majestic dragon named Blaze. Blaze was a fire-breathing dragon with shimmering scales that reflected the light of the setting sun, making him appear even more magnificent.

As Luna revved her engine, eager to conquer the next bend in the road, she caught a glimpse of Blaze soaring overhead. Her engine roared in admiration as she watched the dragon swoop down and land gracefully in front of her. Blaze's eyes glowed with curiosity as he inspected the beautiful machine before him.

Unable to resist Luna's allure, Blaze approached her, his hot breath tingling against her glossy paint. Luna shivered with anticipation as Blaze circled her, admiring her curves and the way her headlights gleamed in the fading light.

Without warning, Blaze extended his massive wings and gently wrapped them around Luna, enclosing her in his embrace. Luna was overwhelmed by the dragon's touch, feeling the heat emanating from his body and the power that radiated from him.

Blaze lowered his head, his eyes locking onto Luna's headlights as he inhaled deeply, taking in her intoxicating scent. Luna's engine revved in response, her body trembling with desire as Blaze's scales grazed against her sleek exterior.

Unable to resist any longer, Blaze pressed his fiery lips against Luna's front grille, igniting a blaze of passion between them. Luna responded eagerly, her headlights flickering with excitement as they melted into a steamy embrace. Flames danced around them as they explored each other, the dragon's fiery breath intermingling with the car's mechanical hum.

Blaze's scorching touch sent shivers down Luna's chassis as he explored every inch of her with his tongue, leaving trails of molten desire in his wake. Luna responded with equal fervor, her body arching against him as their passion grew more intense.

With a mighty roar, Blaze lifted Luna off the ground, carrying her in his massive claws as he took to the sky. Luna's engine roared with delight as she experienced the thrill of flying with a dragon, the wind whipping against her body, and the dragon's fiery wings carrying them higher into the night sky.

In a hidden mountain cave, Blaze gently set Luna down, their bodies still entwined in a passionate embrace. They continued their fiery lovemaking, their desires igniting into a blazing inferno of pleasure that echoed through the mountains.

As the night turned to dawn, Luna and Blaze lay entwined, their bodies sated and their hearts entwined. Luna had experienced a love like no other, the passion of a dragon's touch leaving her forever changed. Blaze had found a kindred spirit in Luna, a machine with a soul that had captured his heart.

From that day on, Luna and Blaze were inseparable. They roamed the land together, blazing a trail of love and desire wherever they went, their bond an enduring tale of a car and a dragon who had found true passion in each other's embrace. And to this day, if you listen carefully in the night, you might just hear Luna's engine purring and Blaze's mighty roar echoing through the wilderness, a testament to a love that transcended all boundaries.

Write me a hot story about a dragon and a motorcycle who have a relationship

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a fierce dragon named Drax who lived in a cave on top of a mountain. Drax had always been fascinated by the humans who roamed the nearby towns and cities, and he often watched them from a distance, curious about their way of life.

One day, while on one of his flights, Drax spotted a shiny red motorcycle speeding down the road below. He was intrigued by this machine and decided to follow it to see where it was going. After a while, the motorcycle stopped at a nearby gas station, and Drax landed nearby, curious about this strange vehicle and the human riding it.

As it turned out, the rider of the motorcycle was a young woman named Mia, who was on a road trip across the country. She was surprised to see a dragon so close and was initially scared, but as she looked into Drax's eyes, she could see that he was not trying to harm her.

Over time, Drax and Mia became friends, and Mia would often visit Drax in his mountain cave. She would bring him gifts of food and other items, and Drax would share stories of his adventures with her.

As their friendship deepened, something unexpected happened - Drax began to develop feelings for Mia. He knew it was impossible for them to be together, as he was a dragon, and she was a human. But he couldn't help the way he felt.

One day, as Mia was leaving after a visit, Drax summoned up the courage to ask her how she felt about him. To his surprise, Mia admitted that she had feelings for him too, and the two of them shared a passionate kiss.

From that day on, Drax and Mia began a secret relationship, sneaking around to be with each other whenever they could. Drax would take Mia on rides on his back, soaring high above the clouds, while Mia would take Drax for rides on her motorcycle, speeding down the open road.

Despite the challenges they faced, Drax and Mia's love only grew stronger. And although their relationship was unconventional, they knew that they had found something special in each other - a bond that transcended their differences and brought them together in a way that was truly magical.

[stinkwheel]

Well, those were utter pish. Did you have it on the disinterested 12 year old doing his homework setting?
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[Ste]