So... What oiled your gears today?

[Easy-X]

[grr666]

[Nobby the Bastard]

It may be sunny now but there was a light frost at 7 this morning.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Ste]

It's warm, no cag needed when kayaking and it's warm enough to wear shorts.

[grr666]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I'll have most of the 2 weeks off work after easter. I'm avoiding tellng Mrs Bastard yet as no doubt she'll discover a load of jobs she wants me to do.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[recman]

[grr666]

The nine year old nephew just facetimed me for the first time ever on his new (second hand) mobile phone.
I took the call and he just sat there saying nothing so I said "You have to speak as well...." He pipes up with
"I thought I was calling Mum" to which I replied "No mate I think you called someone else..." he responded with
"Someone else deez nuts...." and hung up.

Little prick
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[to v or not to v]

sitting in the garden having a cuppa in the glorious sunshine after a damp wet and windy march.

it didnt last though, the wench decided it was time to do some gardening
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[Diggs]

One of my kids came back from University today sporting a rather magnificent moustache. At last I am truly justified in taking the piss...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Ribenapigeon]

[Easy-X]

From the 2yo:

[Ribenapigeon]

[to v or not to v]

Sunday roast.
simply the best meal there is.
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
Moto Guzzi V7.

[grr666]

[Ste]

Went to a plastic duck race yesterday involving about a thousand of the things and we kind of got £5,000 for our efforts.

[Ribenapigeon]

[Nobby the Bastard]

The no.2 noblet has named the new siamese fighting fish 'dave001'.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Nobby the Bastard]

[stinkwheel]

[Nobby the Bastard]

They probably like slinging them in the river...
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[Ste]

Took us an hour and a half in total to first set up a rope with cylindrical lengths of foam around it which was meant to catch all the ducks about 20 meters after the finish. Which happened to be in one of the faster bits of the river so maneuvering across the river whilst holding the rope was made interesting by the flow. For someone to tie the end to a branch on the other side we had to each position ourselves along the rope with the front of our boats under the rope spaced out enough that the bits of foam were held out of the water so it was possible to get enough slack to tie a knot.

It caught lots of the ducks which we started to collect however the rope broke and set hundreds and hundreds of ducks free with the continued stream of the losing ducks still arriving as well. That was an opportunity to spend some time playing by moving the boat around in the fast moving water to pick up ducks as they arrived. Further down stream you could turn your boat across the current to catch multiple ducks at the same time. Ones stuck along the edges of the river can, as stinkwheel says, be quite awkward to reach so that's more fun to work out.

Took 7 boats an hour and a half.

[Nobby the Bastard]

No. 2 noblet seemed to enjoy it though.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[stinkwheel]

I bet nobody thought to take a bandy net.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.