What Grinds my gears archive B

dave001 · Banned Joined: 22 Nov 2022 Karma :

its fucking raining again, i just need 4 or so fucking dry days. So that, I can tiller the garden. I am already a year late due to a knee injury. They will be anoucing a hose pipe ban no doubt when we get 3 dry days in a row

stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

dave001 · Banned Joined: 22 Nov 2022 Karma :

Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

dave001 isn't the sharpest spoon in the drawer, especially when a camel is involved.
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dave001 · Banned Joined: 22 Nov 2022 Karma :

Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

You were the one who came back on here after a couple of months and immediately attacked me before doing anything else.

Dance for me, bitch.

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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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dave001 · Banned Joined: 22 Nov 2022 Karma :

Ribenapigeon · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Feb 2012 Karma :

Buckwheat Risotto. I tried to make some and ended up with gruel.

Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

Go on, keep dancing. Shake it baby.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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dave001 · Banned Joined: 22 Nov 2022 Karma :

Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

That's it, keep dancing. Work it for me. Baby gets the special treat she likes in her pooper if she makes daddy happy.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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dave001 · Banned Joined: 22 Nov 2022 Karma :

stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Fell off my chair a week or so ago and banged my head on the wall, quite a lot harder than was probably good for me.
Still got a bit of a headache.
Fucking daft old biddy. Rolling Eyes

Should really go to A&E or Occ Health at the very least but: Jnr Docs strike.

So in the interim I have been lying awake at night with my arms at my side, and imagining myself being loaded into an MRI machine to try and combat the panic attack I am almost certain to have, if they send me for one.

*huff*
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Also whilst having a Falling sort of week ...

I fell out with my mother BIG time.
Again.

Apparently I have abused her three times in the last 10 years
("elder abuse" = shouting at your narcissistic control freak mother and saying "fuck" many times) - and she is never going to speak to me ever again (again ... Laughing

)

At first I was angry.
How very dare she Not Speak To Me - I wanted to Not Speak To Her first!!

I shall enjoy the peace and quiet whilst it lasts, or until she dies.

If I'm really unlucky she will live another 10-15 years and she won't be speaking to me for ages.
But if I get a break, she will die sooner and it will be less time that she is not speaking to me.
Phew!
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dave001 · Banned Joined: 22 Nov 2022 Karma :

UncleFester · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Jun 2013 Karma :

Ribenapigeon · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Feb 2012 Karma :

ASSIST training, two days of it. Its enough to make me want to jump.

yen_powell · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Karma :

Fat Angry Scotsman · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jan 2021 Karma :

I've had an MRI scan and it wasn't an issue for me at all.

I was more butthurt when I had a CT scan before because the recess in the machine wasn't that deep and my shoulders were rubbing up against it and it was uncomfortable as fuck.

I guess you and Kat have claustrophobia? Good luck with your scans!
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Ribenapigeon · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Feb 2012 Karma :

Jezuss wept. I could have got through the course material in a few hours. Another day and half of it left! Plus most of the other atendees are bloody social workers. If you think the average MP is a waste of your taxes then wait until you have anything to do with social workers.

I used to be able to contribute to these training days, just sort of surf the scene, be sociable at least. Im quite shocked at how disengaged I am. I actually met a quite affable chap ive worked in the same organisation with twenty five years ago and couldn't be bothered going to lunch with. I just f#cked off to sit out the back of the building and eat my cheese sandwich on my own.

Nobby the Bastard · Harley Gaydar Joined: 16 Aug 2013 Karma :

Trouble is the pace is aimed at the lowest common demoniator as they expect at least one dunce in each cohort.
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I amuse myself at such courses by being acronym monitor. Any time someone mentions an acronym they haven't first defined, I ask what it means, even if I know full well.
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Ribenapigeon · Super Spammer Joined: 20 Feb 2012 Karma :