THE SEASON IS OPEN!!!

[dave001]

[Nobby the Bastard]

It's hard to create reasonable doubt when they have video cameras all round them and are happy to present the video from any camera in court.

As I said, fuckwit.

I wasn't doing 95 over the brow of the hill, I'd slowed down a lot before they got a bead on me.
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Sprint ST 1050

[dave001]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I saw it before the brow of the hill. They couldn't get a bead on me because the hill was in the way. I braked like a motherfucker and got caught going over the top of the hill.

How about you go back to spooning the camel.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[dave001]

[Easy-X]

The point is if you could screech to a halt, park by the side of the van, nonchalantly remove your number plate, then speed past the front of the van flipping them the bird there's fuck all they can do about it. No number plate, no automated penalty notice. They could forward what video they have to the police but there's slim hope they have the manpower to chase that up.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Nute]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Yes, but when I was riding a BRG triumph to a place with fuck loads of armed police guarding the place and cameras up the bejazzle daily it's hard to argue it's not you or your bike when you get caught speeding 400 yards up the road.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Nobby the Bastard]

[to v or not to v]

[stinkwheel]

[dave001]

[Bhud]

One man imagines himself a Tour de France athlete, another man imagines himself to be a hero in a cat-and-mouse chase with the law, another thinks he's a rugged outdoorsman and explorer. All these guys have a lot in common with each other. I try to avoid making any similar choices to any of them, because they're just so monumentally stupid. However, I do wish I could have gone for a ride on Sunday (couldn't as I'm away). First worthwhile weather of the year, that was.

[Ste]

[Nute]

[Nobby the Bastard]

It's clearly not 'the season' in sunny wiltshire at the moment.

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/whatsapp_image_2023-04-12_at_2.44.54_pm.jpeg
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

Pah, "seasons" You just look outside and decide whether to wear the heavy jacket or the light one
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[dave001]

yep, bye bye spring its canceled. its rubber dinghy weather hear all week now

[DaddyStu]

[hellkat]

[MCN]

[virus]

[hellkat]

I wonder if I can get all the way to Guys Hospital before it rains tomorrow
I have a meeting at 9am and I can't turn up bedraggled, it's with all the exec team

I'm not actually sure I can remember how to get there: ... its been so long! Tower Bridge or Rotherhithe Tunnel decisions, decisions. Not even sure I can do a U-ey on that bit any more anyway.

Maybe it will rain and I shall just battle my way onto the fucking awful Jubilee line to go London Bridge instead.

And where would one park!? My ex husband used to live round the corner just off Bermondsey Street ... I could have parked up there and walked it in five mins. But now he's pegged it, I can't really get away with parking in his car space any more
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Bhud]