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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:15 - 24 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Mrs stinkwheel wanted another outdoor pen for her rabbits.


Can't she just keep them in her knicker drawer like most women?
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PostPosted: 23:53 - 24 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you need to keep them in a steel cage, you probably need a 3 phase power supply to operate them.
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 26 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/65718748

We need way more of this.
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PostPosted: 12:10 - 26 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/65718748

We need way more of this.


More a thing for the politics section?

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The female category will be "for those whose sex was assigned female at birth".


This is pandering to the language used by the activists Sad
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 26 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

This afternoon for the very first time one of my kid's mates turned up on a bike. It may be a Chinese 125 but well done that chap! I was beginning to think that people on bikes fall into two categories nowadays - old people and kids on stolen bikes who boo when the police chase them...
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 26 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:


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The female category will be "for those whose sex was assigned female at birth".


This is pandering to the language used by the activists Sad


Really? Sounds more like using their language to make it utterly clear and unambiguous what they mean.
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PostPosted: 15:07 - 26 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure what 'assigned' means in this context. Surely to have something assigned, it needs an assignee? By that do they mean a deity or the person who fills out the gender on the birth certificate? All pish and piffle IMO and far easier to do it on the basis of undercarriage...
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PostPosted: 18:29 - 26 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

All I know is that it is a step back in the right direction.
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 26 May 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's implied that the doctor's pretty much have a coin toss when they fill out the birth certificate. How can they know you you don't even know you at such an age. You need time to mature, time to know the world, explore the possibilities... doctors need to STFU and ask what you want on your birth certificate!
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 01 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm back to being single again Rolling Eyes

The Senior Consort's erstwhile Russian girlfriend is returning after 4 years of being stuck there.
Shame really, he was very nice. Kind, generous, clean, it had been a while since I had been with anybody so thoroughly decent, and he treated me well.

I shall miss the nice comfortable rides in his Jag, and the mad motorsports weekends with his friends.
He was good for me.

But for a few reasons it actually feels like another bullet dodged.

Oh well, onwards and upwards.
*licks pencil, happily contemplates the possibility of a list of fresh consorts*

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PostPosted: 16:51 - 01 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

The reason it has oiled my gears is because although he dumped me, its likely that he feels extremely bad about having done so.
Saved me the job Cool Thumbs Up
I wasn't best pleased with his family dramas, it was like being in Eastenders.
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 01 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/65718748

We need way more of this.

"the inclusion of men into the ‘open’ category is patently designed to make sure that transgender women will compete at a major disadvantage,"

Rolling Eyes

https://road.cc/content/news/trans-cyclist-criticises-british-cyclings-open-category-301517

And Emily Bridges needs to stfu and get over herself.
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 01 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spending a good chunk of annual leave listening/watching the TT.

Done next to nothing as regards jobs around the house.


Playing guitar n synths...playing records....finished a couple of books...washed the birdbath plus had a go on my wife's tits whilst she was slaving over her computer.

Could get used to this. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 01 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I wasn't best pleased with his family dramas, it was like being in Eastenders.


See it as training for a role on the TV series Wink
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 01 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Started work about ten to eight this morning, ploughed through past dinnertime and got the proverbial "load of shit done" Smile I should be knackered but I feel quite energised.
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

having fun with my new insect zapper. it gives of a very satisfying crack along with sparks when it makes contact with a fly. had me laughing like a school boy.
also comes with a very handy uv light built in, so i can see if ive peed the bed Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

My daughter has reached 100,000 subscribers on Youtube. Very Happy
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

As achievements go I'd categorise it with 'my 3 year old used the potty for boom boom'.
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

B1N wrote:
My daughter has reached 100,000 subscribers on Youtube. Very Happy


what does she do that people enjoy so much?
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
As achievements go I'd categorise it with 'my 3 year old used the potty for boom boom'.


Maybe with 1000 subs, but 100,000 subs is definitely a watershed level. That's why Google send you a solid silver play button. It's hard going.
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
As achievements go I'd categorise it with 'my 3 year old used the potty for boom boom'.


Nobby you seem to be even more obnoxious than usual lately. is the hot weather getting to you?
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just making sure I keep my eye in.
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 02 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

So long as its not yer japs eye Rolling Eyes

We may be a generally disreputable cohort but nobody needs to see that.
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 03 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:

what does she do that people enjoy so much?


I'd like to tell you more mate, I really would but I wouldn't want to attract the nastyness on this forum to her.

She started doing videos during lockdown.
She is a workoholic anyway and so creative, she rarely gives herself a day off even when she promises herself a break she never really stops, just focuses her energies in other directions.

She's a registered company, she has her own Etsy shop, she's making a living, she loves what she does and she's her own boss too.
Kudos to her. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 03 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Her youtube is mostly mundane stuff and the real money is from her onlyfans where she's making crazy amounts of money by selling worn underwear.

She hasn't told you about the onlyfans bit? Oh well, now you know.
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