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Raffles
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 22 Jun 2023    Post subject: What A Wanker Reply with quote
A forty year old Sunderland man has been jailed for animal cruelty. I can't adequately describe his actions so I'll just let you read them for yourselves:-
Wanker wanks himself off allover a baby seagull...
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PostPosted: 10:38 - 22 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Possibly the funniest thing I'll read today! Laughing

I particularly like the bit where the sentence is described as 'giving justice to the bird'. I'm sure the bird feels so much better in the knowledge that the chap has been convicted, and can go back to stealing chips with a smile!
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 11:14 - 22 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
He’s carrying a bike helmet? Is he a BCFer? Dave something….? Thinking

Bet it’s not his first time “Up before the beak.” Laughing
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Raffles
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 22 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
It does bring a whole new meaning to the phrase 'doing bird'.
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A100man
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PostPosted: 14:59 - 22 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Daily Mail a bit late to the party..

See post 3 on previous wanker thread,,

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=335428
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 22 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
dave001 wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
He’s carrying a bike helmet? Is he a BCFer? Dave something….? Thinking

Bet it’s not his first time “Up before the beak.” Laughing


nope it certainty aint me IM hate fucks that abuse animals in anyway.

I can tell you this that sick fuck will need to go on the 43`s when he gets to the nick or he end up fraggle rocked.

But yes im a Ex con It was a occupational hazard.

Im retired now


Don't tell me....

It was 'Security' (protection racket or a 'collector' for a security outfit.)
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 22 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't know, don't care.

It was clear when he said he fucked off the system that he was some sort of criminal leech.
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 01:24 - 23 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm feeling misled, I thought this thread was going to be about Boris Johnson.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 02:05 - 23 Jun 2023    Post subject: Re: What A Wanker Reply with quote
Raffles wrote:
A forty year old Sunderland man has been jailed for animal cruelty. I can't adequately describe his actions so I'll just let you read them for yourselves:-
Wanker wanks himself off allover a baby seagull...


Difficult to understand this one.

I mean, Adult Herring Gulls aren't even that sexy. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 23 Jun 2023    Post subject: Re: What A Wanker Reply with quote
MCN wrote:


Difficult to understand this one.

I mean, Adult Herring Gulls aren't even that sexy. Rolling Eyes


Black headed Gulls are much more attractive. Especially the white-headed ones.
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 23 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
You'd be surprised what a gull can swallow. Shocked
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 18:25 - 23 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Bet it’s not his first time “Up before the beak.” Laughing


Laughing
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 23 Jun 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
He’s carrying a bike helmet? Is he a BCFer? Dave something….? Thinking

Bet it’s not his first time “Up before the beak.” Laughing


Police Police Police Police Police
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