So... What oiled your gears today?

[A100man]

[stinkwheel]

Otway is always value for money. Don't they keep him in a locked box between gigs in the interests of public safety?
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[to v or not to v]

[hellkat]

The Military Type turned up for a couple of days whilst back in the UK sorting out some personal business.
I had not realised just how much I missed his daft self.

Parts of me (not necessarily *those* parts!) kind-of wish that things had worked out differently with him.
He's very big and reassuring.

But it was also gear-oiling to see the back of him, as he chain-smokes and despite having scented candles going almost the whole time he was here, my gaff smells like an ashtray today.

I think it will certainly be nice to visit him at some point. Never been to Turkey, might quite enjoy that


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[Easy-X]

[Raffles]

Today I had a smoke detector fitted for free by the local fire service . Alarmingly, it was installed in a 'dead air' space .
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A good loser will always be a loser.

[Skudd]

I almost had a full erection this morning.
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Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Easy-X]

[grr666]

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Erection in the morning? All I have to do is stand up too quickly....
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050

[MCN]

It must be worse waking up in bed with a full errection and its not yours.
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Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN.

[Diggs]

I do on occasion wake up with a lazy lob if I'm desperate for a wee. The days of morning glory are long gone however...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[hellkat]

I have to admit, I am very happy to have a whole king size bed to stretch out all by myself except for Dennis who bites my feet if I kick her, but I do miss reaching over and seeing if there is anything for me to play with of a morning.

No doubt you will find it difficult to believe but I did not lay a finger on the wrong sections of the Military Type whilst he was here (tempted though I was) I stayed strictly above the waist at all times.

Not sure why.
Should have fucking molested him
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[recman]

[A100man]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

In other news (to brighten my day somewhat) I had a text from our lovely BCF resident aussie Spudly and am waiting for him to let me know he is back in his hotel-for-work which is apparently just down the road from my house.

Few drinks, bit of a laugh, nice distraction from overthinking for a while.
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[RhynoCZ]

Today, I cycled to work at almost my usual pace and nothing hurt. A month ago I experienced an unpleasant stabbing pain in my left tight, so I gave up on cycling for a bit, just to make sure. I also set my seat a bit lower, as they say it prevents injures associated with muscle overextension. The downside being reduced power transfer to the pedals, but I don't mind. I'd rather be cycling a bit slower than not cycling at all.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[MCN]

[hellkat]

Yes the "service" element was/is strong in this one.

But anyway ... its unlikely any servicing is going to happen with me, as London and Turkey are too far apart - so as I'm not feeling especially apex-predator at the moment, I shall just plod forward on an undetermined path until some other BFG stumbles unwittingly into planet hellkat and finds the courage to chat me up/ falls under my spell.


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[A100man]

[Easy-X]