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 hellkat Super Spammer

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 Posted: 21:37 - 14 Jul 2023 Post subject: |
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I got a belated but unexpected small gift for my birthday.
The surprise was that it was exactly the sort of stuff I would have picked for myself. Not expensive, but the quirks are especially "me".
The person who sent it to me has never met me.
How strangely intuitive.  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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| hellkat wrote: | I got a belated but unexpected small gift for my birthday.
The surprise was that it was exactly the sort of stuff I would have picked for myself. Not expensive, but the quirks are especially "me".
The person who sent it to me has never met me.
How strangely intuitive.  |
Not guilty  ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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 Posted: 20:54 - 18 Jul 2023 Post subject: |
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I was diligently trying to get on with singlehandedly saving the NHS when the little old lady next door phoned me up - so I ignored her, and she left me a voicemail.
Then she rapped on my front window with her walking stick (yes it is quite annoying actually ... she does it at least three times a week ) so I sighed heavily, disengaged myself from saving the NHS and went out the front to see what she wanted THIS time.
But it turned out it was actually lunchtime, and she had made some extra chapattis and a bowl of vegetable curry for my lunch.
It really was very delicious. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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 Posted: 22:46 - 21 Jul 2023 Post subject: |
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Oh dear.
Another foodly related gear oiling moment.
I found a packet of 10 frankfurters, those Marmaris ones, in the back of the freezer. Prolly made out of schwein-arses or something.
I was looking for some lost edibles that I was hoping were back there, but I couldn't find those, but was also hungry so I got 'em out and cooked um up.
They're very delicious, and I've got little puddles of different flavoured stuff to dip them into.
Horseradish, seedy mustard, French's English, Tartare, and a li'l pile of Celery Salt.
I think I like the horseradish the best.
Its very late at night to be eating this shit. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Our practice manager came in early the other day and went round the reception desk confiscating all the emery boards and nail files. Left them in a box for people to take home if they belonged to them.
This is still making me chuckle. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
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I spent a very relaxing several hours in the company of Mr Grr666 and had an extremely pleasant time.  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Expect a cease and desist letter imminently from the makers of Nobwipe™ . ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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| Nobby the Bastard wrote: |
Expect a cease and desist letter imminently from the makers of Nobwipe™ . |
With that unguarded fan whirring away like Billy-Oh It's probably a cease and desist letter from Nob-Chopper.  ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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My eldest daughter like so many Millennials and Zoomers spends all day glued to her phone. Viewing the world through such a tiny window... but I digress. Instead of playing loads of inane games that want you to spend money for boosts, extra lives, loot boxes, etc. she's launched fully into filling in surveys, entering competitions and playing promotional faux-games.
Been at it a month so far and managed to win herself a Nintendo Switch! Turned up this morning  ____________________ Royal Enfield Continental GT 535, Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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MOTOGP sorted. 3 nights in a relatively posh caravan with a couple of mates and lots of beer/food. I have elected to sleep in the awning however, as they both snore and so do I.... The weather forecast is looking up for that weekend too, so I may even come home with a tan. Happy days. ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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Unexpected dinner with Paddy! ... what a lovely surprise  ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Yesterday I went to see my sister I'd not seen for 10 years.
We're on a mini break at the seaside at the moment and my sister lives 10 mins up the road.
I wasn't sure how it would go but when I made contact before I went she was overwhelmed at the prospect.
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| hellkat wrote: |
I found a packet of 10 frankfurters, Prolly made out of schwein-arses or something.
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..if you're lucky - of course you know the only part of the piggy-wiggy you can't eat?
It's the oink!  ____________________ Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750
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cooked some jollof rice for the first time tonight and it was blooming delicious.
i think someone of here may have mentioned it and thats where i got the inspiration from. its a famous African dish apparently?
anyway heres the recipe i followed if anyones interested, i highly recommend it.
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/jollof-rice ____________________ current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
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| Diggs wrote: | MOTOGP sorted. 3 nights in a relatively posh caravan with a couple of mates and lots of beer/food. I have elected to sleep in the awning however, as they both snore and so do I.... The weather forecast is looking up for that weekend too, so I may even come home with a tan. Happy days. |
Spoke too soon with the weather. A mate has bought a poncho. I can't bring myself to wear an oversized condom so it'll be the traditional shorts, T plus a black bin-bag for me.... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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Tuning in to Antiques Road Trip on ‘Really TV’ (Channel 17) now, featuring my favourite, sexy and real (not plastic ‘reality TV’) women Catherine Southon and Izzie Balmer .
I’m imagining we were the last three on Earth. Just my luck that in the event I’d be the one watching.  |
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But anyway ... its unlikely any servicing is going to happen with me, as London and Turkey are too far apart |
Might have to reconsider this ... he's been putting The Moves on me lately, even from that distance.
Tempting.
Except the chainsmoking, and the shaking hand (from the bomb thing, apparently) - always hilarious when he spills his coffee whilst putting it carefully back down on my furniture, less so when he's been for a slash *sigh*
Oh yeah and the arrogance - he's unbelieveably intelligent, and he knows it, even admits to being up himself about it.
Very tempting, though. He is quite a hotty, for a chap in his mid 60s.
At least it *might* be, as most of the time I could live here, and he could live there. I might quite like just popping over for a change of scenery and a shag-fest now and then.
But I'm getting ahead of myself, we've not got that far (yet) : it might be awful (despite my overheated late night imaginings in that respect) . Need to just "go with the flow", right and stop overthinking this.
I think I've agreed that we could spend Christmas together.
Not sure where ...
He's been suggesting it since Covid, but I've wriggled out of it each time. No excuse now.
Maybe I will push that boat out into midstream after all, and see where it takes me... I plan to let him do all the chasing.
But his name's not Dave, so he probably isn't the one, anyway. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Funny thing is, this other herbert in Salisbury has started texting me again and all now
Possibly he's realised I am somewhat more than he gave me credit for, and he was trying to draw me back in now that his last bird has departed.
I think I've managed to put him off.
He had his chance and he blew it.
His name's not Dave either, anyhow. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 2 years, 139 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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